ARTRave; ARTPOP; Amazon sales scam

11.11.13.  ARTPOP release date and the reviews are coming in and they aren't good.  Here's a few headlines just to give you a taste of the wave of criticism.

Salon - Post-Lady Gaga, is Warholism dead?

The Montreal Gazette - Self-indulgence dulls Lady Gaga’s slick but derivative ARTPOP

The L.A. Times - Review: Lady Gaga 'could mean anything' on 'Artpop'

Time Entertainment - Lady Gaga’s New ARTPOP Doesn’t Always Live Up to Title

The Atlantic -  Anyone Else Bummed Out by Lady Gaga's Artpop?

The Washington Post - Review: Lady Gaga’s ‘Artpop’ fails as art and pop

The Edmonton Journal - Album review: Lady Gaga’s Artpop a sloppy, awkward listen

The Daily Beast - ‘ARTPOP’ Review: Lady Gaga’s Album Wants to Be Everything, But Is Nothing at All

At Gaga's ARTRave last night, she unveiled that hideous Jeff Koons statue of herself.

During her intro to Dope, she exercised her Method acting technique and tried to convince the crowd (and herself) that she's off the drugs and alcohol (at a rave!) and doesn't need it to be creative.  Watch the video and trust me when I say she's being sincere.  Actually no, I'm lying.  It's so phony and contrived.  If this is the best acting she can do, Hollywood should ban her from ever making another movie.  She also thinks people are stupid enough to believe that she's only been smoking pot when we all know she's on the hard stuff.  Sober?  Not likely.  Oh come on honey, don't insult our intelligence.  She's even dressed like a bag of cocaine!

                                

Ugh! That song is making my ears hemorrhage.  Speaking of drugs, according to several ARTRave partiers, the place reeked of cocaine and Ecstasy.  Say it ain't so?  At a rave? Drugs? No?  About raves; of all the venues Gaga picks to convince people she's off drugs, she does it at a rave??  Does that even make sense?

She attended ARTRave

Judging from this tweet, Gaga is obviously lying.

There are also unconfirmed reports that fans vandalized the Koon's Gaga statue at ARTRave and this picture is circulating the web.  Gaga is reportedly very upset and refuses to meet anymore fans.

Lastly, another video of Gaga's Wile E. Coyote moment. 

            

Oh! I almost forgot!  ARTPOP Amazon scam!!

Lady Gaga's latest desperate attempt for attention; a flying dress!

Let's all give thanks and a round of applause to Lady Gaga, for creating something we all need; a flying dress.  Stefani demonstrated her useful creation Volantis tonight and it's a complete and utter fail.  When I heard about the flying dress mess, I envisioned a dress with a jet pack of some sort on the back.  Instead we get this:

This is not a flying dress.  This is a body suit attached to a platform with six propellers to help it get off the ground.  The width of the propellers fits her inflated head nicely and it's hard enough trying to get that through a door!

     

What you've just witnessed is another jump the shark moment courtesy of Stefani.  Here's another view.  She's obviously been spending lots of time trying to think of something that no one else has done and this is what she comes up with.  A storm-trooper outfit with a fan stuck to her head.  The funniest part (as if this wasn't funny enough) was Gaga dressing up as an astronaut to introduce her contraption of epic proportions.

An astronaut!  She barely got two feet off the ground!  Oh the delusion!  Trapeze artists have flown higher than this! Maybe if she did a couple of rails first, she might get the feeling of being higher. Holy shit, I feel like I'm watching Wile .E. Coyote falling off a cliff in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

So guys, where would you, um, wear this?