November 11, 2013

ARTRave; ARTPOP; Amazon sales scam

11.11.13.  ARTPOP release date and the reviews are coming in and they aren't good.  Here's a few headlines just to give you a taste of the wave of criticism.

Salon - Post-Lady Gaga, is Warholism dead?

The Montreal Gazette - Self-indulgence dulls Lady Gaga’s slick but derivative ARTPOP

The L.A. Times - Review: Lady Gaga 'could mean anything' on 'Artpop'

Time Entertainment - Lady Gaga’s New ARTPOP Doesn’t Always Live Up to Title

The Atlantic -  Anyone Else Bummed Out by Lady Gaga's Artpop?

The Washington Post - Review: Lady Gaga’s ‘Artpop’ fails as art and pop

The Edmonton Journal - Album review: Lady Gaga’s Artpop a sloppy, awkward listen

The Daily Beast - ‘ARTPOP’ Review: Lady Gaga’s Album Wants to Be Everything, But Is Nothing at All



At Gaga's ARTRave last night, she unveiled that hideous Jeff Koons statue of herself.


During her intro to Dope, she exercised her Method acting technique and tried to convince the crowd (and herself) that she's off the drugs and alcohol (at a rave!) and doesn't need it to be creative.  Watch the video and trust me when I say she's being sincere.  Actually no, I'm lying.  It's so phony and contrived.  If this is the best acting she can do, Hollywood should ban her from ever making another movie.  She also thinks people are stupid enough to believe that she's only been smoking pot when we all know she's on the hard stuff.  Sober?  Not likely.  Oh come on honey, don't insult our intelligence.  She's even dressed like a bag of cocaine!


                                

Ugh! That song is making my ears hemorrhage.  Speaking of drugs, according to several ARTRave partiers, the place reeked of cocaine and Ecstasy.  Say it ain't so?  At a rave? Drugs? No?  About raves; of all the venues Gaga picks to convince people she's off drugs, she does it at a rave??  Does that even make sense?

She attended ARTRave
Judging from this tweet, Gaga is obviously lying.




There are also unconfirmed reports that fans vandalized the Koon's Gaga statue at ARTRave and this picture is circulating the web.  Gaga is reportedly very upset and refuses to meet anymore fans.





Lastly, another video of Gaga's Wile E. Coyote moment. 

            

Oh! I almost forgot!  ARTPOP Amazon scam!!