ARTRave; ARTPOP; Amazon sales scam

11.11.13.  ARTPOP release date and the reviews are coming in and they aren't good.  Here's a few headlines just to give you a taste of the wave of criticism.

Salon - Post-Lady Gaga, is Warholism dead?

The Montreal Gazette - Self-indulgence dulls Lady Gaga’s slick but derivative ARTPOP

The L.A. Times - Review: Lady Gaga 'could mean anything' on 'Artpop'

Time Entertainment - Lady Gaga’s New ARTPOP Doesn’t Always Live Up to Title

The Atlantic -  Anyone Else Bummed Out by Lady Gaga's Artpop?

The Washington Post - Review: Lady Gaga’s ‘Artpop’ fails as art and pop

The Edmonton Journal - Album review: Lady Gaga’s Artpop a sloppy, awkward listen

The Daily Beast - ‘ARTPOP’ Review: Lady Gaga’s Album Wants to Be Everything, But Is Nothing at All

At Gaga's ARTRave last night, she unveiled that hideous Jeff Koons statue of herself.

During her intro to Dope, she exercised her Method acting technique and tried to convince the crowd (and herself) that she's off the drugs and alcohol (at a rave!) and doesn't need it to be creative.  Watch the video and trust me when I say she's being sincere.  Actually no, I'm lying.  It's so phony and contrived.  If this is the best acting she can do, Hollywood should ban her from ever making another movie.  She also thinks people are stupid enough to believe that she's only been smoking pot when we all know she's on the hard stuff.  Sober?  Not likely.  Oh come on honey, don't insult our intelligence.  She's even dressed like a bag of cocaine!

                                

Ugh! That song is making my ears hemorrhage.  Speaking of drugs, according to several ARTRave partiers, the place reeked of cocaine and Ecstasy.  Say it ain't so?  At a rave? Drugs? No?  About raves; of all the venues Gaga picks to convince people she's off drugs, she does it at a rave??  Does that even make sense?

She attended ARTRave

Judging from this tweet, Gaga is obviously lying.

There are also unconfirmed reports that fans vandalized the Koon's Gaga statue at ARTRave and this picture is circulating the web.  Gaga is reportedly very upset and refuses to meet anymore fans.

Lastly, another video of Gaga's Wile E. Coyote moment. 

            

Oh! I almost forgot!  ARTPOP Amazon scam!!

Lady Gaga Explains Running Out of Ideas

Lady Gaga released a statement on the concept of ARTPOP and what it means to her.  What it really is, is Stefani running out of ideas and spinning a bunch of drivel masquerading as an artistic transformation.

Stefani says that not everyone will understand ARTPOP.  Actually yes dear, we understand.  You did all the music industry thieving and trolling you could do and crammed it into four years.  What else can you do but go back to being normal.  

Let's get one thing straight about GAGART.  There is no new concept for visual and musical expression in Stefani's world.  There is no such thing because it's all been stolen from other classic acts. She wanted to call it GAGART but was worried she'd be labeled pretentious and snobby; but she tells us anyway.  So she is pretentious and snobby.   Maybe GAGART is this:

Thanks to the anon for the dead kitten pic, that made me laugh!

Thanks to Paws Down for tweeting the pic to me.

Morphing Gaga Face

                       

Everyone's talking about Lady Gaga's appearance.  Her nose, chin, lips.  So I found this video.  Enjoy!

Oh, I'm not totally believing that she had a nose job.  The lips for sure.  Actually, she looks a lot like Cher in her younger days don't you think?

Speaking of Cher, this is the lame-o song they are releasing as a duet.  It's just the demo but it sucks.  Big time.

                                          

From The Vine: The Lady Gaga Party Has Peaked

Here's a pretty cool article from Australia's The Vine on how Lady Gaga peaked post Fur Gate.  It worth noting that the author used to be a fan.  

Thank you Bearacuda for the link to this awesome article!

Read the rest here  SOURCE - The Vine