October 31, 2012

Lady Gaga "Adele is bigger than me"




Lady Gaga gave an interview to Stylist Magazine where she opened up about several topics, one of which being her recent weight gain.  She says the attention to her weight gain was ridiculous and although not asked about Adele, iMadonna felt the need to bring her up anyway, followed with a back handed compliment.

"I thought, well I don’t really care if they think I’m fat, because, quite honestly, I did gain about 30 pounds. Adele is bigger than me, how come nobody says anything about it? She’s so wonderful and I think her confidence is something I have to match. She has set the bar very high for a lot of women."

Allow me to answer her question.  The reason why no one picks on Adele, other than Gaga's fans, is because Adele is genuine.  Adele is sincere.  Adele has that likability factor.  Adele doesn't exhaust herself by whoring herself out in every capacity just to get some publicity.   Adele isn't releasing product line after product line trying to scam her fans thus making herself a corporate drone in the process.  When Adele opens her mouth in an interview, you hear a real person and not some pretentious, arrogant, self centered and self righteous cunty pop star. 

Lady Gaga however has made herself an easy target.  By placing herself in the media constantly by using ridiculous, incomprehensible shenanigans, turning people off by wearing fur in excess, coming across as a supercilious, pompous know it all (museum piece de resistance anyone?), she has systematically alienated so many; from the general public to the media.  It's hard to take anything she says or does seriously anymore.  

For someone who claims to not care what people think of her, she certainly snivels about it a lot.  Lady Gaga is constantly whimpering or blubbering about what people have done or are doing to her.  Take her recent Twitter spat with Calvin Harris or Cathy Horyn.  Lady Gaga cared so little about what Horyn thinks of her that she actually changed lyrics in a song to attack her.  All because Horyn doesn't hold Gaga in high esteem.  Gaga, it's okay for people not to like you, just so you know. 

Stefani cares very much about what people think of her.  She is acutely aware of that, make no mistake.  That's why she has made herself out to be the perpetual victim.  Bully she cries!  There is no bravery in Lady Gaga.  A brave person sees no reason to wallow in self pity as she does while on stage.




The ramblings you just read are the ramblings of a weak, insecure, self abnegating, Upper East Side princess.

Thank you to the anon who emailed the Stylist interview to me.

October 30, 2012

Who is Mitt Romney?



Never trust a Republican, especially Mitt Romney.  Mitt Romney has changed his stance on so many issues so many times that it's difficult to figure out who he really is or what he's really made of.  That makes him a missile without a guiding system and it's hard to predict what he will do if he does get in office because you don't know what he stands for.  It's really quite simple logic. A logic right wingers fail to comprehend.

In my opinion, Mitt Romney wants to be President just for the sake of being President.   He wants it's so bad and so desperately that he will change his rhetoric to cater and pander to the extreme right.  He will compromise his beliefs, whatever they may be, to make sure his next seat is in the Oval Office.  That is what a man who lacks integrity does.  

The views of The Tea Party and the Republican Party are so out of touch with the rest of the world.  They are the reason why the entire planet thinks Americans are stupid.  Issues such as basic human rights ranging from women's health to gay marriage is held is such contempt by the GOP and their supporters.  The GOP is evil.  The GOP is no longer the party of Lincoln.  It's been high jacked by racist rednecks in suits who will happily slap the Bible over your head and commit every sin behind closed doors.  They will put you in jail for 20 years for stealing a TV or smoking dope; yet if you steal millions of dollars on Wall St., you get a slap on the wrist.  They don't want "big government" dictating what their health care should be.......unless your a woman.   Then they have to audacity to claim that a woman's body automatically rejects impregnation during rape.  That is the Republican Party of today.

On health care, I find it amusing that Romney wants to give Americans the choice with their health care; by giving them a selection of available insurance packages to choose from opposed to government telling them what their health care should be. 

The problem is that most Americans cannot afford any policy offered to them. Right wingers are quick to slam health care like the system in Canada or Norway.   But they fail to mention that EVERYTHING available through universal health care in Canada is what is offered to them in their so called "packages". We don't have to pick and choose our health care based on what we can afford. It's there for us, ALL OF IT, if we need it. We won't go without a certain treatment because it's not in our "package". We don't have to pay a huge deductible BEFORE receiving the treatment like you pay for in your comical "packages". This is a completely foreign concept to any progressive country in the world. The same ones consistently rated the best countries in the world by the UN no less! Note, America doesn't not make the list, ever, and is very backwards when it comes to health care. Any American who can't see this, honestly, there is no hope for you. None.


FYI right wingers, the green countries all have universal health care.  The grey are countries the U.S.A. is on par with.  Pretty embarrassing isn't it.

If you're still not convinced that Mitt Romney is an ignorant, racist, out of touch douche bag, then watch this video of Mitt campaigning to get the African American vote in 2008.

 

Thank you to the anon who posted the first video in the comments.  This video needs to be seen so please share everywhere. 



Lady Gaga shunned at 2012 Billboard Touring Awards


Billboard announced the nominations for the 2012 Billboard Touring Awards.  The awards are calculated from Boxscore ranging from  Oct. 1, 2011, through to Sept. 30, 2012.

Guess who didn't make the list?  You got it, Lady Gaga and her Born This Way Ball.   Looks like classic acts are proving they are still strong despite what the youngsters of this age say. 

For the Top Tour, the nominees are:
Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band, Wrecking Ball
Madonna, MDNA
Roger Waters, The Wall Live


For Top Draw:
Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band
Coldplay
Roger Waters

Read the entire list of nominees at Billboard.biz
 
 



Terry Richardson and Troy Carter unleash the latest sucker's product - Pop Water

Rumors have been swirling about that Lady Gaga is coming out with a line of bottled water.  Today it was confirmed that it's her manager Troy Carter and fashion photographer Terry Richardson's business venture.  The drink, called Pop Water, is supposed to be a healthier alternative to soft drinks, with less calories and sugar.  Richardson will serve as the brand's creative director.  Will you buy a product that a pig like Richardson is involved in?  Think about that one.

Carter has been in talks with Pepsi and Coca-Cola over the past few years.  He says "we noticed none of the brands had music in their DNA.  We felt we could build something with relevance to music and pop culture if we built something from scratch. Whether it's flying to Kentucky with food scientists or flying around the world sourcing the packaging, the last two years has been an education for us in the beverage space."  Because that's what people are missing in life;  musical bottled water.

First of all, brands don't have DNA and corporations are not people.  What Carter is really doing is capitalizing on Little Monster suckers by making mindless consumers believe that they need a water that is connected to music and pop culture.  Because the two obviously go together right.  I'm having a hard time trying to figure out what the link between the two could offer me.  Help me out guys.  If I drink this, will I be a pop star?  Or will I magically have a better understanding of pop culture while losing weight?  Oh I know!  I'll be closer to Lady Gaga!

Carter's plans are to use various pop stars to help market the product by lending their likeness.  I'm placing bets right now that Lady Gaga will be the face of Pop Water.  It makes perfect sense that the corporate drone will be involved in this consumer scam in some way.  She doesn't appear to be a partner in the new venture however I wouldn't be surprised to learn that she in an investor and silent partner.

I, however, have better things to spend my money on and am way to smart too be sucked into a highly manipulative marketing campaign.  



October 29, 2012

Lady Gaga's stupid face with a twist

Here's the latest stupid face tweet pic with a twist.  The youth motivator and saviour has a joint in her mouth and I swear Miss Born This Way put more filler in her lips. 

   
I don't have a Little Monster's account but I think she added this caption to it.

"Can’t wait for PR. Mexico City you effed me up so hard, that’s why I love you. You always make me do my best"

Mexico City was her best?  She must be smoking a lot of pot.

 

October 27, 2012

Empty seats and clumsy feet at the Born This Way Ball - Mexico City



A video was posted by a concert goer on YouTube.  The description is in Spanish.  The Google translate goes like this. 

"Lady Gaga did not finish her concert in Mexico, in the last act slow song like 10 minutes to get out, after Scheibe and said goodbye, they seized all the lights on the forum, do not sing three songs, but after 15 minutes if return to the stage ahuevo more than anything to sing Marry the Night, Acapella, gown and with all the lights on, I can not deny that the show was good, but nothing to do with the Monster Ball, also here in the video you can see that the Foro Sol literal was very empty, people had left was minimal."

iMadonna came back out to sing Marry the Night wearing her robe; which indicates that she had a last minute change of heart after initially deciding she was done.  The video is proof that the back stands are pretty empty and there is a lot of vacant floor space.  It also confirms that the castle is most definitely inside the M.D.N.A. stage.

She also had a difficult time during Bad Romance.  She fell.


          

There's chatter online that she was very sick and ended the concert early.  What is going on with iMadonna?  What are your thoughts?  Is she wearing herself out?  Does she simply not have the stamina to do this?  Is she not eating right?  Perhaps her healthy bottled water isn't working the magic she wants you all to believe.

Oh and have you bought your Lady Gaga $55 synthetic leather cell phone case yet?   It's a new product line from the money hating "artist".  At least it's not real leather.



October 25, 2012

Poor ticket sales in Mexico, Latin America and using MDNA stage. Lady Gaga and her ego are about to have a stroke.

Here's a picture of iMadonna's styrofoam castle erected INSIDE the M.D.N.A. stage.  iMadonna must be ripping the skin off her face!



Rumor has it that Live Nation is forcing Stefani to use Madonna's stage due to poor ticket sales in Mexico and Latin America.  This must be what Madonna meant when she said that she and Lady Gaga will share a stage one day. 

Also, in Colombia, Born This Way Ball tickets are practically being given way.  Read more about it on Paws Down.  

iMadonna is set to play the Estadio Foro Sol in Mexico City tomorrow night.