My Favourite Comment of the Day

By Lady Amethyst responding to LA Monster's absurd rationalization of the insanely priced items from Gaga's Workshop at Barney's.

 

Lady Amethyst has left a new comment on your post "It's a Christmas for Suckers at Barney's!":

The $25 yo-yo from Gaga's Workshop.

 

...LA Monster, there is no fucking way you are this stupid...I am going to pretend you were high on meds when you typed the following quotations, but will also still respond:

 

"25% to a worthy cause means you paid 19 dollars"
 

No, you *still* paid $25 whole dollars, sugar crumb...THIS AMOUNT IS NOT TAX DEDUCTIBLE TO YOU (says it right on the site)!! It is tax deductible to BARNEY'S and GAGA!! YOU are covering this cost 100%.

"8 dollars for shipping, means you paid 11 dollars!"

Golly gee whiz holy fuckin' smokes, what a deal!! ...if you are a FUCKING MORON!!
'Tis the season, bitch. 'Tis the season of FREE HOLIDAY SHIPPING or $4.99 FLAT RATE GROUND SHIPPING WITHIN THE CONTINENTAL USA!!!! I can't believe you are this fucking stupid...The shipping rates are falling in line to compete with everyone else during the season. Nothing more. Try ordering it from Canada & see just how "giving" the shipping rates are...


"Complementry gift wrapping hmmm, I have paid at least 10 dollars at a nice shopping mall (but I did include a tip)"
You, my dear, were heavily shafted. Let's put this in perspective: You were paying $10 for the employee, supplies, taxes, etc. Basically, all of the overhead. But here's the hilarious thing when it's free: it is ALWAYS worked into the cost of the item. Don't think you're getting a deal here 'cos you most SINCERELY are not. You can't really be this dumb; my troll senses are humming off the charts here...Holy fuck do I wish I were into car sales 'cos you'd be the greatest sucker --- er, buyer of the DECADE!!! Whoever gets your business must love you as you freely hand over your cash without thinking about it!!! Additionally, many other stores are offering the gift-wrap option at little to no cost (with it worked in somewhere else, rest assured!!), so your argument is completely invalid. Do I have to repeat" 'TIS THE SEASON?"

"What is the price of the yoyo?????
P.S. tax free?????"
The price is still a solid 25 hard-earned singles. Oh, you meant the price of the actual, physical yoyo? Oh, okay: how's about approximately 10 cents each, plus probably the standard sea shipping from China (so divide the pittance of that amount by, what, 100,000 units? 500,000?) Fractions of a penny each to ship. Add to that the cost of the printing (usually done at the factory site or a secondary promotional facility, usually again still in China)

The price of the yoyo with printing (average maximum price, based on minimum 1000 count order) including shipping & custom printing works out to be no more than 45 cents each. And who the fuck knows what kind of deal they actually GOT!! They may have an even sweeter contract with the suppliers.

But at least it's fun, you say...for exactly 5 minutes until you figure out that all those neat tricks like Walking the Dog are harder to learn than you thought, so you figure the best use for the thing is as a weapon & go around smacking things with it. I think I have just saved you $25 for the yoyo experience. You're fucking welcome. Now go make a donation to an actual organization yourself/in person instead of assuming your mother monster will do it for you... Once you've seen employees of a company (who only accept cash donations for the food bank) count the cash behind closed doors without a FB rep there, well, you learn REAL FAST the true meaning of corporate charity & moreso, the folly of the human beings beind it all.

In closing: fuck you for making me think this much about wholesale & shit on a Saturday before I could attain the Holy Daily French Vanilla, and equally fuck you for honestly being this goddamned stupid when it comes to how retail sales work. A third and boistrously loud FUCK YOU for making me focus so goddamned much on yoyos.

As to the person who said yoyos cost $3 at the store - yep, $3 RETAIL price :)

Yo.

Madonna's Gaga "Bedtime Story"

                     

Buah Ha Ha Ha!

                 

Lady Gaga says.....

Be yourself! You were born this way!  Never be afraid to be who you are!

Eh-hum....you were saying?

It's a Christmas for Suckers at Barney's!

Barney's store front

The holidays are fast approaching and Barney's along with Gaga have put the final touches on her Sucker's Gaga's Workshop.  

In case you haven't heard, Lady I Don't Care About Money teamed up with expensive retailer, Barney's New York to launch Operation Money Grab, a campaign to sucker all the little monsters and parent's of little monsters to buy overpriced, ridiculous items that you will never need.  

$15 Gaga cookie

What are some of the items you say?  A $15.00 cookie with Stefani's face on it wearing her telephone hat.  A $68 chocolate skull.  Um.....what else?  Oh!!  A $95 snow globe with Stefani sitting on top of it - because you need that right.  A $65 monster claw stocking, which is fucking ugly by the way.  The cheapest are $6 chocolate Christmas ornaments and the most expensive, a $4100 pair of black shoes. 

$95 Snow Globe

Barney's, along with Stefani are deliberately preying on the mind of the stupid consumer.  In this case, her fans.  The greedy Gagmonster and the super expensive retail giant know how large her fan base is AND they know how brainwashed loyal her fans are to her.  With these two very important ingredients in place, they are able to create the ultimate chocolate sucker cake that's 50 stories high and can feed every single one of her little monsters.  

So the monster's are hungry and Gaga, their saviour, will feed them; and feed them she will, to the tune of hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of dollar signs and they are none the wiser.  Stefani can do no wrong and that includes taking advantage of her fans by getting them to spend more money on useless crap to further line her pockets.  She just LOVES you so much little suckers!

$68 Chocolate Skull

$68 Monster Claw Stocking

Don't know what the fuck this shit is supposed to be but it's probably expensive

Barneys creative director Dennis Freedman says of the workshop, "It's the kind of space that is going to appeal to adults as well as children. It's like going to a movie that you take your children to and [you] end up loving it more than your children, and I think that's one of the great accomplishments."  

Yes, that's exactly what Freedman and Stefani are hoping for.  That great accomplishment will certainly be met no doubt.  That accomplishment will make her richer while leaving you with an added debt and a useless piece of garbage.  Mission accomplished Lady Transparent.

In order to appear that they are in touch with the 99%, Barney's and Stefani announced months back that 25% of the sales would go to the charity of her choice.  Wanna guess which charity she chose?  Wait for it...................................

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HER BORN THIS WAY FOUNDATION!!!!!!!!  

Surprise!!!

It's not only Christmas season, it's also tax write off season! 

New Madonna Song Leaked!

So here it is.  Madonna's new song "Give Me All Your Love" has "leaked".  Leaked as in "on purpose." I'm sure.   I don't know if this is the demo in full or the final product.  Some sources are saying it's the demo.  If you like pop and love Madonna, the song is fun and definitely catchy.  It has a total 80's Go-Go's vibe to it combined with Madonna's vocal styling from the first era. IE: Holiday, Burning Up, Borderline.

I'm undecided on the song.  Not too crazy about the lyrics and I'm not feeling the cheerleader aspect to it.  I'll have to listen to it a few more times.  I'm definitely curious about the rest of the new album.  What I do like immensely is how the song is out a lot earlier than planned, just in time to compete against Stefani's "Marry The Night" single.  Did Madge plan that?  I bet she did that naughty girl!  Kudos to her if she did.  After all the theft and borrowing and Xeroxing Stefani's done to Madonna, the hack's been asking for it. 

Check out this lyric of the song:

"Don't play those stupid games, 'cause I'm a different kind of girl. Every record sounds the same, you gotta step into my world" 

A dig at Gaga perhaps?

Whether you like it or hate it, I hope it knocks "Marry The Night" into oblivion.  And I sincerely mean that, from the bottom of my heart.

Oh, apparently this is for the Superbowl, hence the cheer leading part and won't be the official single off the new album and it is just the demo.

Gaga Releases Perfume: So Predictable

What is it with celebrities and perfume?  Stefani's the latest in a long line of actors and pop stars releasing perfume.  Have you ever bought a celebrity perfume?  I haven't.  It's so incredibly lame and boring not to mention cliché and beyond predictable.   How so very avant garde of Stefani.  How so very "artist like".  How so very not giving a fuck about money.  How's that for inking YET ANOTHER corporate deal to generate more millions by she who dares to whisper her disdain for money.  So amazingly condescending isn't she, to actually think that there are people stupid enough to believe her lies when she is so incredibly transparent.  Oh wait, there are!  They are called "little monsters" or any Gaga fan for that matter. 

Next time Stefani, just shut up OK.  You've proven that you're a hypocrite and we all know it's not true that money doesn't matter to you when it's painfully obvious that it does.  Please do the world a favor and shut your flap or better yet, hang yourself.

Stefani announced back in 2010 that she was coming out with a perfume line and today there's chatter about what it will be called.  Rumor has it that it's called "Monster".  *yawn*

And yet in another sad and pathetic attempt to convince the world that she's always been this......

when she really was this........

Lady Manufactured This Way says she wants her perfume to smell like blood and semen.  The fuck?

This woman shouldn't be allowed to speak.  

Footnote - I know Madge is releasing a perfume as well.  I think it's lame and won't buy it.  That was just for any Stefani fans who think they can throw that around.