November 8, 2011

Gaga Releases Perfume: So Predictable

What is it with celebrities and perfume?  Stefani's the latest in a long line of actors and pop stars releasing perfume.  Have you ever bought a celebrity perfume?  I haven't.  It's so incredibly lame and boring not to mention cliché and beyond predictable.   How so very avant garde of Stefani.  How so very "artist like".  How so very not giving a fuck about money.  How's that for inking YET ANOTHER corporate deal to generate more millions by she who dares to whisper her disdain for money.  So amazingly condescending isn't she, to actually think that there are people stupid enough to believe her lies when she is so incredibly transparent.  Oh wait, there are!  They are called "little monsters" or any Gaga fan for that matter. 

Next time Stefani, just shut up OK.  You've proven that you're a hypocrite and we all know it's not true that money doesn't matter to you when it's painfully obvious that it does.  Please do the world a favor and shut your flap or better yet, hang yourself.

Stefani announced back in 2010 that she was coming out with a perfume line and today there's chatter about what it will be called.  Rumor has it that it's called "Monster".  *yawn*

And yet in another sad and pathetic attempt to convince the world that she's always been this......


when she really was this........


Lady Manufactured This Way says she wants her perfume to smell like blood and semen.  The fuck?
This woman shouldn't be allowed to speak.  


Footnote - I know Madge is releasing a perfume as well.  I think it's lame and won't buy it.  That was just for any Stefani fans who think they can throw that around.