It's a Christmas for Suckers at Barney's!

Barney's store front

The holidays are fast approaching and Barney's along with Gaga have put the final touches on her Sucker's Gaga's Workshop.  

In case you haven't heard, Lady I Don't Care About Money teamed up with expensive retailer, Barney's New York to launch Operation Money Grab, a campaign to sucker all the little monsters and parent's of little monsters to buy overpriced, ridiculous items that you will never need.  

$15 Gaga cookie

What are some of the items you say?  A $15.00 cookie with Stefani's face on it wearing her telephone hat.  A $68 chocolate skull.  Um.....what else?  Oh!!  A $95 snow globe with Stefani sitting on top of it - because you need that right.  A $65 monster claw stocking, which is fucking ugly by the way.  The cheapest are $6 chocolate Christmas ornaments and the most expensive, a $4100 pair of black shoes. 

$95 Snow Globe

Barney's, along with Stefani are deliberately preying on the mind of the stupid consumer.  In this case, her fans.  The greedy Gagmonster and the super expensive retail giant know how large her fan base is AND they know how brainwashed loyal her fans are to her.  With these two very important ingredients in place, they are able to create the ultimate chocolate sucker cake that's 50 stories high and can feed every single one of her little monsters.  

So the monster's are hungry and Gaga, their saviour, will feed them; and feed them she will, to the tune of hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of dollar signs and they are none the wiser.  Stefani can do no wrong and that includes taking advantage of her fans by getting them to spend more money on useless crap to further line her pockets.  She just LOVES you so much little suckers!

$68 Chocolate Skull

$68 Monster Claw Stocking

Don't know what the fuck this shit is supposed to be but it's probably expensive

Barneys creative director Dennis Freedman says of the workshop, "It's the kind of space that is going to appeal to adults as well as children. It's like going to a movie that you take your children to and [you] end up loving it more than your children, and I think that's one of the great accomplishments."  

Yes, that's exactly what Freedman and Stefani are hoping for.  That great accomplishment will certainly be met no doubt.  That accomplishment will make her richer while leaving you with an added debt and a useless piece of garbage.  Mission accomplished Lady Transparent.

In order to appear that they are in touch with the 99%, Barney's and Stefani announced months back that 25% of the sales would go to the charity of her choice.  Wanna guess which charity she chose?  Wait for it...................................

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HER BORN THIS WAY FOUNDATION!!!!!!!!  

Surprise!!!

It's not only Christmas season, it's also tax write off season!