October 2, 2011

Obama Comments on Gaga's Clownish Ways

President Obama attended the annual Human Rights Campaign gala in Washington, D.C. where he spoke briefly to gay advocates.  He joked and said “I held some productive bilateral talks with your leader".  The joke drew laughs and no doubt had a sarcastic nature to it.  Also noteworthy, Obama said of Gaga.

“She was wearing 16-inch heels. She was eight feet tall. It was a little intimidating."

I'm sure it was very difficult to have any sort of serious talk with someone who attends your gala on stilts and hair that's two feet high.  How can anyone look her directly in the eyes....er sorry, two feet up first then directly in her eyes and not think to yourself "What the hell is she wearing.  Who is this idiot"?  Doesn't this completely distract from the seriousness of her message?  This is the equivalent of a King's Ball and enter the court jester Gaga, trying to walk at eight feet tall with her caked on makeup and pathetic buffoonery.  I'm surprised she didn't ride in one of those giant unicycles juggling five oranges blowing on a New Year's Eve party favor.

Obama is 6'1" and Stefani is 5'1".  Napoleon syndrome much?


September 30, 2011

Vote For Anyone, Just Vote Out Gaga!!

Ugh!  NO

 The U.S. Postal Service recently announced that they will honor living celebrities with a stamp and not just those who've passed away.  Since the announcement, little monsters have been bombarding the postal service with Gaga ad nauseum so they can have her ugly face on a stamp.  This cannot happen and I'll tell you why.  Let's start by taking a look at the list CBS News threw together.

CBS News is conducting a poll.  Their list is compromised of:


Cyclist Lance Armstrong
Astronaut Neil Armstrong
Musician Bob Dylan  
Microsoft founder Bill Gates 
Whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg
Apple Chairman Steve Jobs 
Singer Aretha Franklin 
Lady GaMe
Gadfly Michael Moore  
Writer Toni Morrison 
Politician Sarah Palin  (OK???)
General Norman Schwarzkopf  
Director Martin Scorsese 
Reality TV star Snooki (WHAT??????? Ugh!)
Director Steven Spielberg 
TV Host Oprah Winfrey
Golfer Tiger Woods
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg

Gaga is leading right now at 63%.  It's embarrassing.    Aside from Snooki and Palin, the rest of the suggestions have contributed so much more to society than Stefani has.  Just what the hell has Stefani done?  

1.) Tweet about bullying and paid $36000 to corner Obama at a fundraising gala.  

2.) Has 13 million plus Twitter followers.  

3.) Gives her huge fan base a false sense of pride and security by telling them they are perfect just the way they are.  No one is perfect just the way they are. Some people are fucking pricks just the way they are.  Teens are in a growing process and there is much work and maturing to be done before they can be happy with who they are.  She's taken a huge group of people and generalized them and lumped them into a big container of being all the same and supposedly perfect.  What if Stefani has a future rapist in that container; or serial killer; or wife beater; or corporate scum bag?  She needs to shut the fuck up right now.  That's a whole other story.

4.) Steal so many artists and presents herself as the avant garde, artistic, original, thing...whatever the fuck she is. 

5.) Taken credit for D.A.D.T. when it was and has been in the works for years to abolish it.  Gaga jumps on the band wagon and now she's the fucking hero.  Let's talk about some REAL gay pioneers like Harvey Milk, Barbara Gittings or Jack Nichols!  Oh, sorry, they weren't superficial, unauthentic, generic pop stars so I guess they don't count.
 
The US Postal Service has asked that people visit their Facebook Page and Twitter page to give their top 5 choices. So get on there!  Suggest anyone but Gaga and get on CBS's page and vote for anyone but Gaga.

The one thing that gives me a modicum of hope is that the final choice isn't based on a popularity contest.  The Citizens’ Stamp Advisory Committee will go through all the suggestions and present it to the Postmaster General, who will make the final decision.  Hopefully the Postmaster General, whoever he/she is, has common sense and will honor the person who deserves it most and not the one who will sell stamps.  For once, for the sake of what is right, let's let honor and integrity prevail over the fluff, money, sales and greed. I implore you U.S. Postal Service! 




   
    

10 Reasons Why Everyone Is Wrong About Lady Gaga



Written by Hamish MacBain from NME.com


I tried. Seriously, there was a whole day where I thought I had managed not to pass comment on Capital H-E-R. I reasoned with myself that talking about Gaga, listening to Gaga, looking at Gaga is how The Straights pass their time.

I don't have a Twitter or Facebook, so it's easier to avoid her. Basically, the reason Lady Gaga is the ultimate Generation-LOL/OMFG popstar is because she deals in a constant succession of lame and tame – momentarily diverting, I suppose, if you work in call centre – look-at-me non-events that can be summed up easily in 140 characters. There is never any depth to what she does, so it's easy for annoying people to just go "OMFG what is Gaga wearing?" and move on. And yeah, her clever-clever apologists will say something like, “But that’s the point!” and probably say I “like indie!” or “don’t get pop!” but, y’know: eat me. This is the exact reason I’m not on Twitter or Facebook.

Anyway: then I heard the album. You can read loads of fawning, balanced, analytical, intelligent, adult bullshit about ‘Born This Way’ everywhere. so I’m going to do it in <140 completely unbalanced characters, then move on.
                                                                                                                                                                  



Read the rest of his point by point dissection of Lady Xerox right HERE!

Lady Gaga Satanist? Bathes in Blood?


EXCLUSIVE REPORT: A housekeeper at London’s Intercontinental Hotel reported on Sunday that Lady Gaga, during a previous stay this summer, left large amounts of blood in the bathtub of the fashionable suite the pop princess occupied in July.
She reported the incident to the concierge, Andrea Miller, at the time and was told to put it out of her mind.

The maid’s name is being withheld by Scotland Yard for her protection. 


Lady Gaga at iHeart Radio Music Festival with What Looks Like Face & Body of Baphomet, the Devil Behind on Screen 
Whether this incident was a Satanic ritual or not is unknown.  Miller confirmed Lady Gaga’s bloody hotel incident to Truthquake.com by email.

It was also noted to our reporter that at the time of the incident Lady Gaga met with leaders of the Scottish Rite Freemasons, which is an organization known to be a link between the Illuminati and members of the British royal family.

An official police report from the London Home Office of Police (Scotland Yard) was used for this article.






                                                                                                                                                                 


Does anyone know if you can find out if such a report was filed with Scotland Yard?   

September 29, 2011

Steve Albini - Nirvana Music Producer Tells Us What He Thinks Of Gaga

Steve Albini


Steve Albini, the man behind Nirvana's In Utero dishes out in a recent interview with Gothamist and he reveals exactly how he feels about Stefani.

INTERVIEWER:  It seems though, if you look at artists like Lady Gaga, they seem to intentionally just focus on that sort of thing. 

ALBINI:  I’m an exceptionally lucky man in that I’ve never heard a note of Lady Gaga’s music and you could sit her on my lap and I wouldn’t recognize her. I know that she’s a cultural force at the moment but I’m quite satisfied in having dodged that one. It’s like a truck drove by spraying shit from a nozzle over the entire neighborhood and I happened to be under an awning. You know?

Albini's worked along side bands like The Pixies, PJ Harvey, Breeders, The Jesus Lizard and of course Nirvana. 

Click here to read the full interview.

Gaga Mugler Short Film....WTF?



Oooooooookay.  So, I'm not sure what the fuck this is supposed to be.  Apparently it's a short film that Stefani's stylist, Nicola Formichetti, used as an intro to his Mugler fashion show at Paris Fashion Week.  This riveting performance features not one, not two, but three Lady Gaga heads! Her co-stars are...wait, there are no co-stars....it's just her.  The plot of the film is....um......it's......um, oh hell if I know.  It's just Stefani speaking about her heart being black and then a rainbow shows up and then she gets hungry and wants to eat us. It's so avant garde and artistic isn't it?  I mean, there's got to be some profound meaning to the rabbit teeth, right?

I don't know.  The only thing I've got out of this is she's the most annoying try hard.  I think this steak is just about done, don't you?

Formichetti's show flopped at Paris Fashion Week just like most of the singles off Born This Way.  The Wall Street Journal's Christina Binkley didn't seem to think it was all that much fun, tweeting, "I have rarely seen so many pissed off people rush out of a fashion show. Mugler. #pfw No new trends there." I'm sure Stefani's fame whoring ways and shoving herself down the throats of everyone at every turn possible didn't endear anyone to Formicetti's couture. 

Oh, and Stefani got marquise diamond implants for her teeth just for Paris Fashion week.  More not caring about money right there.

September 28, 2011

Lady Gaga Won't Empower You For Shit

I WILL EMPOWER YOU!!!

I just had to post this write up about Stefani written by Drew Magary from Deadspin.com.  It's his interesting and enlightening take on Stefani and the events following Jamey Rodemeyer's tragic suicide.  

Here's an excerpt:

                                                                                                                                                                  

Gaga Quote from a Rolling Stone Interview: My fans are a revolution. They are living proof that you don’t have to conform to anything to change the world.

Bullshit. Complete lie. If you want to change the world, you DO in fact have to conform to things. Gaga conforms all the time. She writes pop songs that conform to traditional song structures. She conforms to the music business by working for a major record label. She conforms to the media cycle by appearing on 60 Minutes when a new album comes out. This is because she’s a professional, and that’s what professionals do. They make the compromises needed to do their jobs effectively.”

                                                                                                                                                                  

You can read the entire article here at DeadSpin.com