Dear Kris Humphries

I heard today that you got blindsided with a divorce from that whore Kim.  Now, being the type of person I am, I would never give a douche bag like Kim an ounce of attention.  Never watched the show, never bought magazine with her on the cover, never once contributed to anything that would help line her or her family's pockets.  Right now, as hard as it seems, you should get down on your hands and knees and kiss the ground and thank your lucky stars you're free of this bitch and her disgusting family.

I see now that they are trying to make you look like the bad guy and a publicity whore. TMZ can spin whatever story they want to the sound of Kris Jenner's wallet opening ----- don't worry, no one believes them.  Nothing can be more transparent than this joke of a family.  I'm sorry you got used and were part of their ploy for money and ratings.  The only person this was a marriage to was you.  To them, you were someone to cast in a role.  Someone to use so that bitch could have her lavish wedding on TV and gain ratings, money and relevance.  You were just part of their ploy, their game, to her and her cunty mother.  She will treat you now like you never mattered in the first place.  Kim Cuntdashian will treat you like vermin.  She will treat you with no respect.  This was all part of their plan from the start only you weren't told about the plan.

$17,000,000.  Again I say, $17,000,000.  How unbelievably disgusting.  How disgusting that this insane amount of money was spent on a wedding.  A wedding that formed a union that wasn't even worth more than 72 days.  A union that didn't even deserve the benefit of therapy or trying to work things out.  It makes me ill when the whole world is suffering economically and there's people struggling, protesting and starving in the world today who could have benefited from that money and it's pissed away into the wind.  All for a sham wedding designed to bring in money and ratings.  Kris Humphries was just the unlucky chump who got selected.  If it wasn't him, it would've been someone else. He was just a nameless, faceless person.  I wonder who the next sucker's gonna be?

That thing of a reality thing decided that was it and Kris was cut off.  Plus she has Ryan Seacrest confirm it!  How low. 

But what do you expect from a Beverly Hills brat who was put on the map because of a sex tape?  Is this what warrants fame and adoration in Hollywood?  What is society reducing itself to when they flip the station to their "reality" show?  Why is society helping to propel these douche bags toward stardom?  And for what?  WHAT?  What have they done or contributed to be worthy of this?  No one would know who they are if it weren't for Kim's sex tape.  

You know what you should do Kris?  You should buy the rights to her sex tape and use that as leverage to get whatever the fuck you want.  That's what I would do.  And once I got it, I would play it in every cinema across the U.S.A., for free.  And get your ring back.  Don't feel so bad.  She's getting uglier and uglier by the minute.  Kim K looks like a hard done by tranny. She's tacky, stupid, pathetic and classless.

For the rest of you, whoever you are, whomever comes to read this blog, if you watch their show, PLEASE STOP!!!!  They do not deserve the ratings, attention, fame or money.  They are a vile, shallow, money grubbing, heartless, soulless family that will stop at nothing to get what they want.  Nothing is sacred to them.  Nothing is private.  Nothing matters.  Everything and everyone is a pawn in their game.   

STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO THEM!

Monstersbrain is Psycho!

Oh what the heck....I'll make it easy for you.  Check out monstersbrain, Gaga's future psycho stalker's Twitter feed HERE. 

Here's a couple screen shots to show you the crazy that's been defecating all over this board.  This is a prime example of a Gaga fan that would find nothing wrong if Gaga were to rape a small child on stage with her monster claw.  It would be "art". 

GAGA SUED! Accused of Ripping Off Judas

UPDATE: OCT 30:  For those delusional Gaga fans who enjoy throwing around that Madonna was sued for plagiarism and Gaga wasn't....NEWFLASH...not true.  Gaga was also sued by some opportunist nobody as Madonna was.  Gaga's case has not gone to trial yet but it will.  Here's my original post from August as well as a few links to other stories reporting on this.  So suck on that. 

MTV 

BET 

HUFFINGTON POST 

REUTERS 

Are those reputable enough sources for you assholes? 



A singer by the name of Rebecca Francescatti has sued Stefani in federal court for ripping off her 1999 song called "Juda".  Rebecca claims the similarities aren't a coincidence because her former bass player, Brian Gaynor, is now employed by a music company that wrote 17 songs on Gaga's "Born This Way". 

I heard the song "Juda" and I personally can't hear the similarities.  I think this girl is reaching.  I was really hoping to find that there is a viable charge here because Stefani rips off so many artists and it's time she faced the consequences.  

If anything, "Judas" sounds a hell of lot like "WannaBe" by Loli Lux and I was seriously hoping if anyone was suing for CrapGa for "Judas", it was Loli.

You can listen to "Juda" here.

Here's the original post about Loli Lux's song I wrote back in June.

GaGa does it again, doing what she does best, ripping off other artists.   Loli wrote "Wanna Be" back in 2009 and released the song in 2010.  Loli Lux, a NYC based underground artist and DJ, ran in the same circles as Stefani Germanotta before she became famous.  

Loli goes on to say “I have always crossed paths with Gaga through having mutual friends, it’s not the first time she has borrowed ideas from me. It was previously my DJ trademark to wear military hats but I had to stop that after Gaga started doing the same.” 

Loli reached out to RedOne and sent him her demo of "Wanna Be".   What Loli got next was a huge slap in the face.  RedOne was the producer on Gaga's "Judas".  Amazingly, Gaga's failure of a song has the exact same hook as Loli's "Wanna Be".  

No doubt Gaga knew exactly where her "Judas" hook came from.  What she and RedOne did is called stealing.  There is no other word for it.  Loli Lux, in my opinion, has a clear cut case to take this fraud Gaga to court and she should.


“It’s sad when my work is ripped off like that but I have more new and really great unreleased material that I will keep safely guarded for now.” says Loli.

Listen to Loli's song below and judge for yourself.  Loli's song is much better than the flop song "Judas" and she is much easier on the eyes. 

Lady Gaga in India: Obnoxious, Hypocritical, and Clueless

Lady Gaga is on a quest to conquer India, but as usual, she's all style and no substance.

Gaga is in India this weekend to perform in the Indian Formula One Grand Prix closing ceremony, though it'd be more accurate to say she's there in an attempt to make as much money as possible off of the world's second largest country.

 Lady Gaga Doesn't Know Her Market

 The celebrity-worshiping Indian media fawned over her at a press conference in Delhi today. She showed up an hour late (the hour spent, no doubt, on arranging the ridiculous "tribute" to the Indian flag in her hair—a tribute which, if it was supposed to even remotely resemble the colors of the Indian flag, failed miserably) and appeared completely indifferent to anything outside her little world of manufactured pop music.

She condescendingly and cheaply attempted to conflate the idea of reincarnation (talking about reincarnation in India? How very Eat, Pray, Love of her) with her album, Born This Way. But Lady Gaga proved to be her typically shallow self when it came to discussing facets of pop culture in India. When asked about Indian (and global) superstar Shahrukh Khan, she had no idea who he was. It was a pathetic level of preparation—even silly Paris Hilton managed to do better cultural research before arriving in India last month.

Lady Gaga wants to become popular in rural India but ignores (or is totally ignorant of) the fact that no one in that demographic can afford her CDs or concerts (and frankly, they probably wouldn't care even if they could). She's attempting to market her provocative and often freakish act to one of the most religiously conservative areas on Earth.

Gaga Will Never be Popular in India

She thinks putting a bit of green and gold in her hair and wearing a dress by an Indian designer is all the effort that's required to win over India. Her management might want to think again. She's a blip on the music radar even in urban India, where radio stations are far more likely to play Chammak Challo than Pokerface. In a nation where film music has 99% of the radio and television market, Lady Gaga is going to need to do a lot more than just show up and prattle on about reincarnation to win fans. She'll have to make a genuine, sincere effort when it comes to India.

And of course as everybody knows all too well, genuine and sincere aren't really part of Gaga's repertoire.

LINK TO ORIGINAL ARTICLE HERE

FYI:  This is just as ignorant as when she went to Japan and did the whole panda tribute; confusing the symbol of China with Japanese culture.  Shallow and ignorant indeed.

Gaga, Grammy's and Adele

The Grammy's are set to air on February 12th, 2012 and the artist's song nominations have been submitted.  Adele's submitted her monster hit Rollin' In The Deep and Someone Like You.  Stefani's submitted her two floptastic songs Flopas Judas and Flop and I You and I.  Some might scratch their heads and wonder why she chose to leave out her unfortunate hit of a song Born This Way and the other sort of hit Edge of Glory. 

The answer is simple.  Stefani is scared shitless of Adele.  The whole planet knows that Adele is going to clean house and Stefani, being the megalomaniac that she is clearly would not be able to handle Adele cutting her to pieces at the Grammy awards.  In order to save face, Stefani submits her two dead on arrival singles knowing that they don't stand a chance even on the best of days against Adele.  That's an easier pill to swallow because the songs stink of crap.  What's even more interesting is instead of believing in herself, just like she preaches to the masses of monsters, and submitting her two hits and taking that chance, she instead puts her head down, tail between her legs and whimpers off like an ego stung child. So much for being brave and fearless.  She's basically saying that even her recent hits aren't that great and I'm inclined to agree. 

Stefani knows that even if she submitted Born This Way and Edge of Glory to go up against Adele, she's gonna lose and lose big.  To have her two hit songs lose to Adele is going to trigger a tsunami of suicidal tendencies.  OK, I'm being sarcastic there but it's not gonna be good for her.  Especially since one of her hits is a clone of Express Yourself, something that will follow her for the rest of her life, and the music world and her peers did not smile fondly upon that.  Except for Elton John but that's probably because Gaga lets him suck her dick.  

Not even her antics and desperate plays at being avant garde are enough to save her this time.  Adele's 21 has already broken Gaga’s digital album sales record for The Fame.  Stefani should just skip the Grammy Awards next year, stay home, crush some Oxycontin, snort it and sleep the loss off.  It will be all better in the morning. 

R.I.P.

LADY GAGA

Gaga Scissorhands

                       

Music I Like

    

      

Meet Kasabian.  If you don't know them, you should.  They hail from the UK.  This song, Vlad the Impaler, is my favourite.  Kasabian has yet to crack the US market, if they will at all since they aren't generic pop crap.    

I'm not sure how they're doing in the Canadian market.  I discovered them while I was living in Europe last year.  The video above is just the song and the video below is the band performing the song live.  They are amazing.  Enjoy. 

                                      

Ah......real music.