Showing posts with label R.Kelly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label R.Kelly. Show all posts

November 17, 2013

Dear Lady Gaga, please stop dancing!

Lady Gaga sang Do What You Want with R.Kelly on SNL last night and the gracefulness of her dance aerobics was something to be behold. 

Just joking. 

Doing her best 1970's Diana Ross impression, peppered with Christina Aguilera vocal techniques, Gaga strutted her way on stage giving us her best freestyle moves.  As you can see in the video from last night's, uh, routine, the chick has about as much rhythm as two turtles mating and sounds about as good.  I felt like I was watching a really bad Flashdance remake when Gaga dropped to the floor at .29.  Sigh, at least there's backing tracks to pick up the slack.
R.Kelly and Stefani have zero chemistry on stage.  It's easier to believe that Kim Jong Il really was a kick ass DJ that knows how drop the bass.  I'm sure the dry hump part seemed like an eternity of torture for the crooner although I fully expected him to pee on her.

You know, they say you can tell if someone will be good in bed by how well they dance.  Just sayin'

So the question is, who did it better?

              

Or