I bit the bullet and watched the live-stream of The Voice Finale where Christina Aguilera and Lady Gaga shared the stage for the first time. Gaga came out first, dressed like a cross between an 80's Dance Fever reject contestant and a Heaven's Gate cult member. She started to beat that dead horse called Do What You Want and Christina joined her a few minutes later. She sang the pedo R Kelly's lyrics. The performance was just ok. It wasn't the worst I've seen.
Christina must have been zapped with "fuck my brain" lasers while locked and brainwashed inside Gaga's egg before the show, because the ass kissing was way over the top and totally vomit inducing. Christina's pandered "This is the first time I met her and let me tell you, she is the most down to earth girl I have ever met in the industry. Seriously, from one female to another. I love you girl". BARF!!
Christina also confirmed that Gaga asked her to perform together. You do know what's going on here don't you? Perez Hilton is going on Howard Stern in January to spill the beans and part of that has to do with Christina. They both tried and pretty much succeeded in sabotaging Christina's career because she ended up as a judge on a singing competition show. Bionic flopped, thanks to Gaga and Perez. Gaga knows Perez is going to talk and she tried to get the upper hand by extending a faux olive branch to Christina and luring her to her side. There is nothing sincere in this new found friendship. Gaga is not down to earth. She is so pretentious and manipulative. She's definitely overdoing the "nice" to disarm Christina; and it's working. Just like snake in the grass, Gaga put a bullet up Christina's ass. Only she doesn't know it yet.
The biggest joke of the night was Carson Daly saying on live TV that ARTPOP is No.1 worldwide. Yeah, for like 60 seconds! Gaga's face was priceless! She had that deer caught in the headlights look but she didn't correct him.
And here's how Christina got her upper lip dirty.
