What would Lady Gaga do if she found this stray dog lying on pile of garbage? I'll tell you what she'd do. She'd take it to Versace, where that putrid hag Donatella would personally skin the animal with her teeth and make a new Haute Cruelture coat for the evil pop star. Stefani would look on, as her mouth foams with blood, in anticipation for the latest fashion addition to her closet of cruelty.
