Lady Gaga must have been thinking long and hard about what she can do that no one has done before. The rumor is that she is set to perform in space at 2015 at the Zero G Colony Music Festival. The actual festival takes place in New Mexico but Stefani, being the ever sucking attention vacuum that she is, plans to do it aboard a Virgin Galactic Spaceship owned by Sir Richard Branson. I can only imagine how insane she's making herself trying to come up with something that Madonna, or anyone else, hasn't done before. So she comes up with something so out there and insanely expensive and screams LOOK AT ME! Let's send a tweet to Richard Branson with the hash-tag #AskRichard and ask him if he can leave Lady Gaga up in space.
What blows my mind is that she and the organizers think she'll still be relevant in 2015. She couldn't manage to hold on to viewer's attention on YouTube, I have no idea how she's going to manage space!
Well, something good might actually come out of this. The ship could break down and just like the film Gravity, Gaga will be floating aimlessly through space with no way to come back to Earth. Sigh.
Or maybe this was Troy Carter's last business deal with Gaga as he anticipated getting his pink slip from the holier than thou star. Troy is going to have the last laugh after he sends his former client shooting up through the stratosphere, crashing into a fiery asteroid, saving the Earth from the nonsense and pretension that is Lady Gaga. Never to be heard from again.
Oh wait...whoops!! Soprano singer Sarah Brightman announced in 2012 that she will be performing in space. Sorry Gaga, one more thing you're not first at doing. Checkmate.
Oh wait...whoops!! Soprano singer Sarah Brightman announced in 2012 that she will be performing in space. Sorry Gaga, one more thing you're not first at doing. Checkmate.
