October 27, 2011

Madonna To Perform at the Super Bowl, Beats Gaga



Yup, she beat Gaga.  Stefani was also in the running to perform at the Super Bowl Half Time Show but organizers decided on Madonna, obviously!  Madonna's invited M.I.A. to perform at the show alongside with her as well as Nicki Minaj.  Ugh!  I don't mind some of M.I.A.'s stuff.  I'm not a fan but at least she has substance.  But Nicki Minaj???  She's just has bad and annoying as Stefani.  I find solace knowing that neither Nicki or Stefani will matter in a few years.


I guess the decision between Madonna and Stefani really isn't all that surprising.  If you had to choose between Seafood Linguine and Macaroni and Cheese, and you had good taste, the choice is obvious.  

How's that for irrelevant. 
R.I.P. Lady Gaga





Skip to 2:07.  I guess it's true, Lady Gaga really doesn't care about money.  Thank you Royal Lioness for the link.

Nice try!


Lady Gaga Sings the National Anthem

                       

October 24, 2011

Lady Who??






Last night at Madonna's London preimere of her film W.E., a fan who got in to see the film allegedly overheard Madge give a verbal eye roll when asked about Lady Gaga.


The fan is quoted as saying:

"Everyone took their seats and with a brief introduction to the stage Madonna made her entrance. Madonna then went on to introduce the movie before taking her seat. My favorite Madonna moment of the night occurred once Madonna was seated when a fan seated behind her shouted out something relating to the Lady Gaga comparison to which Madonna responded “Lady Who?!!!” I thought great response!!!"


Who knows if this really happened or if it did, in what context Madonna meant it.  If it happened, maybe saying "Lady Who?" shows that Madonna is so over Stefani the way so many others are over her.  Stefani's given Madonna the right to make snarky remarks.  Since Bad Romance, there hasn't been anything original about Stefani except for her DNA.  Stefani's fans hate the comparisons because they are true and they can't handle or accept them.  It's like telling someone who's obsessed with their significant other that he or she is cheating on them.  You can't accept it and denial kicks in.  They deny it kicking and screaming.

Gaga is not a free bitch.  She is a copy bitch.


Lady Xerox


Turns out it is true!  Here's the video.  Skip to 5:50 or just before.  Someone yells out "You look gorgeous Madonna" then a few seconds later someone else yells "Who needs Lady Gaga" or something like that.  Then listen very close, you can hear what sounds like "Lady Who?" from Madonna.  She didn't have a mic at that point because she took her seat.  



October 22, 2011

Lady Gaga Plagiarism of Sebastian Ingrosso & Steve Angello

                                 


Surprise!!  More plagiarism!! So Judas now is a rip off of this remix and Loli Lux's WannaBe.  We can add that to this list:

Born This Way rips off Express Yourself and Be Happy (Girl's Generation)

Fashion of His Love rips off I Wanna Dance With Someone (Whitney Houston)

Marry The Night rips off What A Feeling by Irene Cara with beat taken from Girls On Film (Duran Duran)

So Happy I Could Die rips off Pocket Full of Sunshine (Natasha Bedingfield)

Alejandro rips off Don't Turn Around (Ace of Base) with video concept lifted from Madonna's Vogue.

Dance in the Dark rips of Strange Love (Depeche Mode)

Government Hooker = Orgy's cover of Blue Monday plus the original by New Order and Britney Spears "Gimmie More"


Edge Of Glory = Cher's Song For The Lonely

Electric Chapel guitar riff rips of "We Share The Same Sun" by Heideroosjes - a Dutch punk band.  

Gosh, there's so many it's hard to keep track.  Did I miss anything?




                                                                                                                                                    

October 21, 2011

Only......



an idiot does this to their face.  This is Rick Genest.  Rick appeared in Stefani's Born This Way video.  Why an earth would someone do this to themselves?  Not gonna look so good when you 65 Rick! And it doesn't look good now.  He's just going to be known as that weird tattooed guy in Gaga's video.

Oh, and he wasn't born that way.  Just sayin'

Lady Gaga Plagiarizes Song By South Korean Girl Group

                                             

So there's this girlie pop group from South Korea called Girl's Generation, that are pretty famous in South Korea and Asia.  They've been around since 2007 and they recorded a song called Be Happy, which sounds eerily similar to Born This Way.  

I wonder if GagaTroll was trolling the web, preying on unsuspecting artist, lurking about, ready to steal their work?  Looks like Stefani took Express Yourself, sped it up to sound like Be Happy and there you have Born This Way. But who cares right?  It's just a girl group from South Korea.  No one will notice and no one will care.   It's just "chord progressions" anyway.  

Anyway, listen to the songs and you decide if they sound identical.  Both suck.  You've been warned.                                                                                                                                                     
                          

October 20, 2011

Gaga Scares Crows Away In Japan



Since August 2011 at the start of rice season, Gaga scarecrows have been popping up all over the Japanese countryside in an effort to keep rice paddies safe from crows and other creatures.  Stefani is that scary that farmers felt the only thing that could possibly work to scare the birds away was to use Stefani's likeness.  No doubt it's proven to be quite effective.

Some farmers toyed with the idea of contacting Gaga's peeps to try to bring the plagiarist singer to Japan to sit in the rice paddy herself.  That idea was quickly dismissed as other farmers were concerned that she might steal their crops like she stole money from her "Pray for Japan" charity bracelet scam.

Back in February 2010, an English wheat farmer thought up the same thing!

Check out his version here.

Oh what the heck.  Here's a sneak peek.