June 7, 2011

Has She Finally Lost It??

Her hair that is.  GaGa arrived at the CFDA awards on Monday night where she was being honored as a fashion icon. *Cough*, sporting a turquoise wig.  Now we all know that GaGa has a lot of hair, thick hair, which as been bleached over and over.  All that bleaching is really damaging for your hair.  There's already been reports that GaGa's hair is falling out from over processing.  Has it finally happened? Is the Queen of Over Compensating practically bald under that FUG wig?  Just looking at that wig, I don't see how she would be able to fit all her hair underneath it.

Regardless, the fact that she's been honored as a fashion icon is a joke in and of itself.  A fashion icon is someone with a sense of style that can blaze a trail that is realistic for the general population. Someone that people can emulate for their own fashion sense.  Ralph Lauren would fall into this category for example.  

A fashion icon?  GaGa is not that.  GaGa is a avant garde clown.  If the average person wore the crap she wears and went out in public, you'd get your ass kicked.  And she thought she was bullied.  I dare you! Go out and wear clothes like GaGa and see what happens.  The only reason she can get away with it is because she's a pop star, an annoyingly bad one albeit. 

June 6, 2011

King Hits the Nail on the Head!!



Larry King, former long time host of Larry King Live, gave an interview to Bazaar magazine where he states:


"Lady GaGa's got a great gimmick going. She plays it well in an era attracted to gimmicks." 


And there you have it folks.


Perez Hilton posted this on his blog.  I think his dick is so far up GaGa's ass that he didn't realize Larry King was cutting the Queen of Gimmickville down.

Eminem Puts GaGa in the Bulls Eye Position

WTF is this?  Can someone please get me the hell away from this bitch????!!! 


Eminem's new song "A Kiss" leaked and this time he targets the monster herself, Lady Gag Me.  Eminem draws attention to GaGa's gender on his track with artist Royce Da 5'9". 

"Tell Lady Gaga she can quit her job at the post office / She's still a male lady" Em raps.

We aren't sure exactly how Eminem feels about GaGa but since he's targeted other artists in the past such as Moby, Brittany and Christina in a not so friendly way, we can only assume that he's dissing the Queen of Trying Too Hard as well.
The picture says it all.  Just look at his face.

The Cheater's Desperate for Attention Look of the Day

I'm going to make steel wool cool look trendy just so I can see if my stupid little monsters think it's cool too.

June 3, 2011

Born This Way Sales Expected to Drop Drastically Next Week

According to Nielsen Soundscan, Born This Way is expected to sell 200,000 copies in it's second week.  That would be for copies available at regular price opposed to .99 cents as in the first week of sales.  Sales from the first week were 1.1 million copies.  That is a drastic drop in sales and hardly something to call "strong".  This is also a really good indicator of how well Gaga would really have done had Born This Way been sold without the gimmicks and deals.  Furthermore, it goes on to show that her Little Flop Monsters were the ones responsible for the overinflated number because they bought multiple copies of the album that was practically free.

This projected drastic drop in sales in very fitting for Gaga.  At this point, her lack of originality, her over compensating, pathetic, clownish ways and fraudulent sales tricks are starting to become opaque.  People are seeing her for what she really is.  The charm is wearing off and a vast number are no longer enchanted with the Madonna Wanna Be. 

This is not a Born This Way Nation, according to celebrity blogger and Gaga ass kisser, Perez Hilton. The second week of sales, if at all accurate to the projected number, is more like a Flop This Way Nation.