Lady Gaga is in Tokyo to promote ARTPOP. What for? We have an 82% sales drop in it's second week. Singles are plummeting down the charts like a lead balloon. Eminem took back the No.1 spot on Billboard. He sold 792,000 copies in it's first week. Gaga sold 258,000 in her first week. 46,000 in her second week. Yikes!! Not good. Not good at all. I mean, ARTFLOP's Facebook page is doing better than ARTPOP. For some strange and absurd reason, Lady Gaga thinks people are really stupid and perhaps don't know how to read or look up articles on the Internet, because she tweeted this:
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Oh Gaga. What she really means is that 1.2 million were shipped, not sold. I know, I know, she was using word trickery to imply that 1.2 million were sold without actually saying it; because then she would be a LIAR. Only 304,000 were sold. Which leaves ARTPOP in the big, fat, negative RED. Negative 896,000. Honey, that number is the real museum pièce de résistance of the reverse Warholian persuasion.
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