Lady Gaga vs Cathy Horyn

Cathy Horn and Art Ortenberg

Cathy Horyn, a long time fashion critic, is no fan of Lady Gaga and it all started when Lady Gaga wore the Versace harness outfit in "The Edge of Glory" video.  The outfit is from Gianni's last collection before he was murdered.

Donatella Versace, the other animal killer, was said to have felt honored that Lady Gaga chose to wear her brother's creation.  Cathy Horyn piped in and said:

"As funny and as fresh as Gaga was in her speech at the recent C.F.D.A. awards, she looked embalmed in the black Versace harness ... and I don’t know why Donatella Versace said she was honored by Gaga’s selection, unless, of course, she thought she had to say something nice about the superstar. Be choosier, Ms Versace" then she had 'unfollowed' the singer on Twitter.

Lady Gaga did not take well to this.  In fact, the narcissistic cry baby can't take any form of criticism whatsoever.  Her fragile little ego can't handle it so in true cry baby fashion, Lady Gaga wrote about the diss in V magazine.  Good luck trying to make sense of her drivel.

Fast forward to now.  Last month, Lady Gaga injected herself into a feud between Cathy Horyn and Oscar de la Renta (high fashion.....yawn).   Cathy Horyn reviewed de la Renta's 2013 Spring Collection and called him a "hot dog" meaning someone who's pulled out all the stops and did well.  Oscar de la Renta misinterpreted the term and took it as an insult which prompted him to take out a full page ad in WWD to call Horyn out.  Gaga responded by tweeting de la Renta's PR executive.

Horyn's long time companion, Art Ortenberg, wrote a letter to the editor of WWD magazine defending Horyn.

Lady Gaga, being the epitome of maturity and non-bullying compassion responded by changing the lyric of her lame attempt at a rap song "Cake Like Lady Gaga" to reflect the feud.  The lyrics go like this:

Ortenberg, you can suck my dick/ Walk bitch, you ain't Lady Gaga/ Nicopanda got style, trick/ Cathy Horyn, your style ain't dick/ Walk a mile in these foot-high heels/ I run in these, you ain't runnin' shit/ You chew beef, I wear meat... I'm getting fat, and so is my bank.

Like I said, the epitome of maturity, and a glutton.  Thank you Lady Gaga for proving Mr. Ortenberg right that you do in fact need to grow up, and judging by your lyrics, it seems that the anti-bullying message applies to everyone but yourself.

Here's a 30 sec clip of the song with the added lyric.   I'm being super courteous to all of you by not posting the entire song as I don't want your ears to bleed and run the risk of a brain hemorrhage.

  

Thank you Felicity for the story.

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