January 2, 2013

Gaga's dramatically dropping ticket prices due to lousy sales



Read the rest at The Inquisitr.  Yes, I spelled that right.


December 30, 2012

Lady Gaga wants to give teens advice



Lady Gaga is bringing the Born This Way Bus on the road with her on her American tour dates and providing mental health advice for troubled teens.  Lady Gaga, among other things, brags about her drug use and at the same time wants to spearhead a youth empowerment movement. Am I the only one who thinks that's fucked up?  My blog's wallpaper says enough I think.

The End.





December 28, 2012

Insider information on Lady Gaga. Could this be true?

In a previous post, an anonymous commenter claiming to have worked with a production company hired by Interscope, posted a few comments that shed some light on the narcissist called Lady Gaga.  I don't know if what he or she says is true but I think it's an interesting read and I'll let you all come to your own conclusions.  




I used to work for a production team that Interscope hires during the promotion of an album. I was hired to assist Lady Gaga during the promotion for her Born This Way album during various TV appearances and interviews.
Eventually i strongly believe these are the things Perez Hilton might say about Lady Gaga:

1) Lady Gaga's obsession with Madonna. Lady Gaga is always researching Madonna like a true stalker. She's particularity interested in vintage Madonna studying what Madonna used to wear or say or present herself. She will always request to work with directors, photographers, designers, etc.. Madonna previously worked with or still works with. She shamefully plagiarized Express Yourself and she knows it!

2)Lady Gaga's lifestyle. She used to portray herself as a healthy tea drinker always being photographed carrying a cup of tea (Another image she stole knowingly from Madonna!!!) but in truth she is a heavy pot smoker..She indulges in an erratic lifestyle where coke and other types of class A drugs are always on hand. She's not interested in working out or other fitness activities and she's definitely following a yo yo diet. One day she has a salad and the next the fattest meal from McDonalds!

3)Her adoration towards her so called Little Monsters is the fakest thing since Eye-Lashes!!In fact she despises them and she finds them every bit annoying and stupid. I hope that will be exposed!!!
She doesn't care about gay rights or bullying victims. She is deliberately appealing to them to create a fan base that can help her to stay relevant through the years. Weather that's a strategy worked by her team or record company or simply herself i don't know but it's definitely in place.
I myself witnessed an episode in New York City where Lady Gaga had to film in the studios of a popular TV show. It was pretty much scheduled for Lady Gaga to greet a group of fans camping outside the studios. Lady Gaga started to complain she was going to have a very busy day and NOT have time although her manager insisted she had to be seen speaking to fans because camera crews from the TV show would start filming her arrival! Lady Gaga threw a tantrum arguing that Madonna (once again her obsession) never had to do that and she is not seen interacting with fans much. They would try to calm her down by saying Madonna comes from a different time and her fans love her much more than Madonna's fans ever did. They would literally make her think she is a god or something and she believed that! She then shouted she would just roll down the window and greet them from inside the car.. She would rant about her precious little monsters most of her time accusing them to make her life impossible and she would even make fun of them by joking if she twitted she shitted a gold turd her little monsters would believe that!
Ultimately it's Lady Gaga's team and record company that cares about her fans and would even get a bill of over 1.000 pounds sterling to feed them while they were standing outside a hotel Lady Gaga was staying at during her Born This Way promotion in London! I know that because i was there distributing those cheap burgers and the lady in question was just smiling and be all nice knowing she didn't fork out a penny for it!! - See more at: http://gagacheat.blogspot.ca/2012/12/perez-hilton-tweeting-more-cryptic.html#.UN3n23fIlGE
I used to work for a production team that Interscope hires during the promotion of an album. I was hired to assist Lady Gaga during the promotion for her Born This Way album during various TV appearances and interviews.
Eventually i strongly believe these are the things Perez Hilton might say about Lady Gaga:

1) Lady Gaga's obsession with Madonna. Lady Gaga is always researching Madonna like a true stalker. She's particularity interested in vintage Madonna studying what Madonna used to wear or say or present herself. She will always request to work with directors, photographers, designers, etc.. Madonna previously worked with or still works with. She shamefully plagiarized Express Yourself and she knows it!

2)Lady Gaga's lifestyle. She used to portray herself as a healthy tea drinker always being photographed carrying a cup of tea (Another image she stole knowingly from Madonna!!!) but in truth she is a heavy pot smoker..She indulges in an erratic lifestyle where coke and other types of class A drugs are always on hand. She's not interested in working out or other fitness activities and she's definitely following a yo yo diet. One day she has a salad and the next the fattest meal from McDonalds!

3)Her adoration towards her so called Little Monsters is the fakest thing since Eye-Lashes!!In fact she despises them and she finds them every bit annoying and stupid. I hope that will be exposed!!!
She doesn't care about gay rights or bullying victims. She is deliberately appealing to them to create a fan base that can help her to stay relevant through the years. Weather that's a strategy worked by her team or record company or simply herself i don't know but it's definitely in place.
I myself witnessed an episode in New York City where Lady Gaga had to film in the studios of a popular TV show. It was pretty much scheduled for Lady Gaga to greet a group of fans camping outside the studios. Lady Gaga started to complain she was going to have a very busy day and NOT have time although her manager insisted she had to be seen speaking to fans because camera crews from the TV show would start filming her arrival! Lady Gaga threw a tantrum arguing that Madonna (once again her obsession) never had to do that and she is not seen interacting with fans much. They would try to calm her down by saying Madonna comes from a different time and her fans love her much more than Madonna's fans ever did. They would literally make her think she is a god or something and she believed that! She then shouted she would just roll down the window and greet them from inside the car.. She would rant about her precious little monsters most of her time accusing them to make her life impossible and she would even make fun of them by joking if she twitted she shitted a gold turd her little monsters would believe that!
Ultimately it's Lady Gaga's team and record company that cares about her fans and would even get a bill of over 1.000 pounds sterling to feed them while they were standing outside a hotel Lady Gaga was staying at during her Born This Way promotion in London! I know that because i was there distributing those cheap burgers and the lady in question was just smiling and be all nice knowing she didn't fork out a penny for it!! - See more at: http://gagacheat.blogspot.ca/2012/12/perez-hilton-tweeting-more-cryptic.html#.UN3n23fIlGE
I used to work for a production team that Interscope hires during the promotion of an album. I was hired to assist Lady Gaga during the promotion for her Born This Way album during various TV appearances and interviews.
Eventually i strongly believe these are the things Perez Hilton might say about Lady Gaga:

1) Lady Gaga's obsession with Madonna. Lady Gaga is always researching Madonna like a true stalker. She's particularity interested in vintage Madonna studying what Madonna used to wear or say or present herself. She will always request to work with directors, photographers, designers, etc.. Madonna previously worked with or still works with. She shamefully plagiarized Express Yourself and she knows it!

2)Lady Gaga's lifestyle. She used to portray herself as a healthy tea drinker always being photographed carrying a cup of tea (Another image she stole knowingly from Madonna!!!) but in truth she is a heavy pot smoker..She indulges in an erratic lifestyle where coke and other types of class A drugs are always on hand. She's not interested in working out or other fitness activities and she's definitely following a yo yo diet. One day she has a salad and the next the fattest meal from McDonalds!

3)Her adoration towards her so called Little Monsters is the fakest thing since Eye-Lashes!!In fact she despises them and she finds them every bit annoying and stupid. I hope that will be exposed!!!
She doesn't care about gay rights or bullying victims. She is deliberately appealing to them to create a fan base that can help her to stay relevant through the years. Weather that's a strategy worked by her team or record company or simply herself i don't know but it's definitely in place.
I myself witnessed an episode in New York City where Lady Gaga had to film in the studios of a popular TV show. It was pretty much scheduled for Lady Gaga to greet a group of fans camping outside the studios. Lady Gaga started to complain she was going to have a very busy day and NOT have time although her manager insisted she had to be seen speaking to fans because camera crews from the TV show would start filming her arrival! Lady Gaga threw a tantrum arguing that Madonna (once again her obsession) never had to do that and she is not seen interacting with fans much. They would try to calm her down by saying Madonna comes from a different time and her fans love her much more than Madonna's fans ever did. They would literally make her think she is a god or something and she believed that! She then shouted she would just roll down the window and greet them from inside the car.. She would rant about her precious little monsters most of her time accusing them to make her life impossible and she would even make fun of them by joking if she twitted she shitted a gold turd her little monsters would believe that!
Ultimately it's Lady Gaga's team and record company that cares about her fans and would even get a bill of over 1.000 pounds sterling to feed them while they were standing outside a hotel Lady Gaga was staying at during her Born This Way promotion in London! I know that because i was there distributing those cheap burgers and the lady in question was just smiling and be all nice knowing she didn't fork out a penny for it!! - See more at: http://gagacheat.blogspot.ca/2012/12/perez-hilton-tweeting-more-cryptic.html#.UN3n23fIlGE
I used to work for a production team that Interscope hires during the promotion of an album. I was hired to assist Lady Gaga during the promotion for her Born This Way album during various TV appearances and interviews.
Eventually i strongly believe these are the things Perez Hilton might say about Lady Gaga:

1) Lady Gaga's obsession with Madonna. Lady Gaga is always researching Madonna like a true stalker. She's particularity interested in vintage Madonna studying what Madonna used to wear or say or present herself. She will always request to work with directors, photographers, designers, etc.. Madonna previously worked with or still works with. She shamefully plagiarized Express Yourself and she knows it!

2)Lady Gaga's lifestyle. She used to portray herself as a healthy tea drinker always being photographed carrying a cup of tea (Another image she stole knowingly from Madonna!!!) but in truth she is a heavy pot smoker..She indulges in an erratic lifestyle where coke and other types of class A drugs are always on hand. She's not interested in working out or other fitness activities and she's definitely following a yo yo diet. One day she has a salad and the next the fattest meal from McDonalds!

3)Her adoration towards her so called Little Monsters is the fakest thing since Eye-Lashes!!In fact she despises them and she finds them every bit annoying and stupid. I hope that will be exposed!!!
She doesn't care about gay rights or bullying victims. She is deliberately appealing to them to create a fan base that can help her to stay relevant through the years. Weather that's a strategy worked by her team or record company or simply herself i don't know but it's definitely in place.
I myself witnessed an episode in New York City where Lady Gaga had to film in the studios of a popular TV show. It was pretty much scheduled for Lady Gaga to greet a group of fans camping outside the studios. Lady Gaga started to complain she was going to have a very busy day and NOT have time although her manager insisted she had to be seen speaking to fans because camera crews from the TV show would start filming her arrival! Lady Gaga threw a tantrum arguing that Madonna (once again her obsession) never had to do that and she is not seen interacting with fans much. They would try to calm her down by saying Madonna comes from a different time and her fans love her much more than Madonna's fans ever did. They would literally make her think she is a god or something and she believed that! She then shouted she would just roll down the window and greet them from inside the car.. She would rant about her precious little monsters most of her time accusing them to make her life impossible and she would even make fun of them by joking if she twitted she shitted a gold turd her little monsters would believe that!
Ultimately it's Lady Gaga's team and record company that cares about her fans and would even get a bill of over 1.000 pounds sterling to feed them while they were standing outside a hotel Lady Gaga was staying at during her Born This Way promotion in London! I know that because i was there distributing those cheap burgers and the lady in question was just smiling and be all nice knowing she didn't fork out a penny for it!! - See more at: http://gagacheat.blogspot.ca/2012/12/perez-hilton-tweeting-more-cryptic.html#.UN3n23fIlGE

December 27, 2012

Lady Gaga's Tacoma show has tons of tickets left unsold

According to Jemuel DaSilva at The Examiner, Lady Gaga's ticket sales for her Tacoma, Washington show aren't doing too well.  Considering Stefani is supposed to be the hottest pop star of the moment, her show should've been sold out in minutes.  This just isn't going well for the walking museum piece de resistance.



This chart shows just how well tickets are, sorry I meant aren't, selling.  The darker the blue, the more seats available.  The interactive seating chart on Ticketmaster shows the same thing so we know Jemuel isn't lying. The sold out seats are the grey areas way at the back, far from the stage.  Likely due to a cheaper price.  Like the shows in Russia, Gaga's handlers will likely move all those people to the front and floor to give the appearance of a sold out show. 

Maybe this is why Gaga's been vomiting on stage so much lately.  Wouldn't you if you stood on stage and looked out in to the crowd and saw vast spaces of nothingness?  It's like the mouth of a black hole creeping up on you, swallowing what's left of your career.  Maybe Gaga should go visit Little Monster Help for career advice.  Maybe they can tell her to Marry the McDonald's.  

Read the full story on The Examiner.




December 21, 2012

Lady Gaga's hypocrisy has no depths and no shame

The hypocrisy coming from this woman is shameless.   Check out her latest Tweets.



This coming from a succubus who contributes to the mass slaughter of innocent animals by purchasing a fur coat valued more than $200,000.  Oh, excuse me, a museum piece de resistance.  What a bad joke she's become.  To top it off, she's trying to lecture a salesman for trying to sell her a "patterned" bag that's a rip off of the original.  Oh, the irony.


The more she tries to hide behind her "I'm like all of you" facade, the more she looks like a douche bag.  Too bad more people didn't see right through this lying sack of shit.  The Mayan Apocalypse should've happened on her private jet while it was 30,000 feet up in the air.






December 20, 2012

Lady Gaga, she who promotes the "breeding of compassion" splurges on fur in Russia.

You know, I wasn't going to say anything about Gaga's recent shopping spree at fellow animal killer, Russian designer Helen Yarmak's store in Moscow.   But then I decided against it because the fact that she continues to drape herself in fur and spending ridiculous amounts of money on it only serves to show her character for what it really is; a materialistic, heartless, hypocritical, fraudulent, dishonest, vile and shallow glutton.  Which is completely counter to how she wants to be perceived by the world.  Here she is in Russia.





The money hating supporter of animal slaughter spent more than $200,000 on a Sable fur coat and a greed-dyed Silver Fox fur for at least $19,000.  There is no way now that anyone can continue to make excuses for her by saying she buys "high pile fake fur".  The fur she buys is 100% real which anyone with a brain knew all along.

This is what a Sable looks like before it's slaughtered so that walking sack of shits like Lady Gaga and Kim Kardashian can wear them.  You're about to see a couple of Sables playing together.  You will also see how small they are which indicates just how many had to be killed so this hideous piece of shit can have the coat she is wearing in the pictures above.


                      


PETA issued a statement in response to Stefani's recent gluttonous spending spree on museum pieces of resistance.

“Out of place, out of time, and possibly out of her mind. While the country focuses on rejecting violence and we are deep into the season of peace, giving, and kindness, Gaga is busy decking herself out in a coat made of at least 30 slaughtered animals’ skins."

Lady Gaga had once said that she tries to be endlessly and devotedly compassionate in every scenario that she can be. Too bad she can't extend her compassion towards the animals. But at least she has her fashion.

 


Sable




December 11, 2012

Concert Review: Born This Way Ball Norway



Where does Gaga go? A little to seldom to places Madonna never has been before.
Concert: Lady Gaga
Stadium: Telenor Arena
Attendance: 11 000 (Capacity 25 000)
Album: Born this way

Things happen in a Lady Gaga concert that would never have been allowed at a concert with the control-freak Madonna.

Gaga brings colorful people, «Little Monsters» in Gaga-terminology, up on stage, kisses and hugs them, sits down behind the piano – fastened on a motorcycle off course – and starts up a couple of ballads like it was a couple of scenes from “the muppet show”.

Her show is warmer than what Madonna presented at the same hall earlier this year. Funnier and more energetic too. But if we are going to talk about content, it is similar. Gaga hardly says anything Madonna didn't say 25 years ago.

Freedom, bravery and sex=Good. Freedom, bravery and sex between two people of the same sex= if possible even better. Not-freedom and religious dogmas= Ugh!

These are easy things to agree with, but Madonna said the same things with more, and less tacky, hits in her catalog.
The stage is a Medieval Castle, the theme is some science-fiction-ish mumbo jumbo about a new human race within the human race and it's creativity through rebellion.

The first 45 minutes is like a ride on a haunted train, rich on effects and big broiler-ish pop and a lot of costume changes. How cool it is depends on how good the songs are. Very cool I think, during her first, and still best song “Just Dance”. Not so cool during “Black Jesus/Amen fashion” which is so Madonna anno “Like a prayer” . The sound is big and hollow, as if someone is playing inside a big steel-drum.

A very pregnant blow-up-doll is rolled out, through which Gaga lets herself be born - “Born this way” you know! Crotches get rubbed, automatic weapons waved around and funny hats tried on. It is self-serving eccentricity. There is dancing on three levels of the castle, and at it's best it looks like a glamorous piece from an old musical.

The previously mentioned piano-sequence is good as bonding, but musically boring. She sings very good. Lady Gaga has both a past and a future as a sensitive theatrical piano player/ballad singer aka the Freddy Mercury/Elton John-school.

Right now it seems as if she got accepted into “good company” too soon. That it became to many articles and commentaries, to many pats on the back from the “art-crowd”, to many vanity fair covers and to many premature comparisons to Madonna and Bowie in to short of a time,

The best thing about her is how she's not working to get the male heterosexual crowd. You gotta say that is refreshing.

But I have a feeling that she is a less interesting pop-artist than many of us had hoped for. Lady Gaga so often praised for being “original”, is mostly very un-original.

But good on her for effort, and generosity for her own.

Source article in Norwegian HERE.

Thank you Ellen for the translation!!