November 23, 2011

But Barney's Priced Them!! Wah Wah Wah!

She signed on the dotted line with Barney's didn't she?  Everyone knows how crazy expensive they are and you can bet her life she does as well.  Stefani could've created her own little Christmas workshop and sold the items for whatever priced she wanted, as cheap as she wanted BUT she gets involved with one of the most insanely expensive departments stores in the world. 

Delusional little monsters....do you really think Gaga is that naive to not know ahead of time how expensive her crappy trinkets would cost?  Wake the fuck up.

November 22, 2011

Gaga has officially crossed over into the cheese realm.  I don't know about you but I don't want to say the word "gaga" and "holiday" in the same sentence. Fuck off.



Is that real fur she's wearing?  Wasn't the purpose of her Kermit the Frog outfit to protest against the use of fur? Hypocritical, cherry picking skank. 

Gaga Ripping Off Again? Noooooooo

Apparently songs aren't the only things Stefani likes ripping off.  Trademark toys also fall into the "anything goes" category.  Last night, Lady Sticky Fingers launched the opening of her Gaga's Workshop at Barney's in New York, where she confuses Christmas with Halloween.  Wanna know what she jacked now?  Ok, fine, I'll tell you.

Stefani and Barney's are selling a Monster Plush Toy set for $95.

Monster Plush Toy Set - yes, this is $95



Hmmm, I wonder if Ugly Dolls LTD has seem the amazing, coincidental similarities to their product which has been around since 2004 according to their Pretty Ugly LLC copyright notice.  Wanna see their product?  OKAY!




That's kinda the pot calling the kettle black since Gaga likes to go all ambulance chaser crazy when it comes to her own trademark.  Remember the Lady Goo-Goo nonsense?  I think I'm going to email Ugly Dolls and inform them about the knock offs at Barney's.  If you want to email them as well, the email is .

Here's the hideous Gaga spider from inside the workshop.



Someone should tell Stefani that spiders have eight legs. 





Gaga Comes Up Empty Handed at AMA's

The American Music Awards came and went and Stefani was nominated in three categories in pop or rock music, none of which she won
  • Artist of the Year (Winner: Taylor Swift)
  • Best Female Artist (Winner:  Adele)
  • Best Album (Winner: Adele)
Talk about a snub!  Then we have Pigrez Hilton who we all know is on Stefani's payroll and has his head shoved so far up her ass that they've kinda morphed into The Human Centipede.

Pigrez loves to go on and on about his "wifey" and how amazing she is; how epic she is; how she slays everything. Not this time.  It seems to be, by reading this POST, that Pigrez is feeling a little bitchy that Adele won three awards and his wifey none.  

He posts the "complete" list of winners and neglects to mention two of the three awards Adele won AND he claims that Taylor Swift won the most when in fact she is tied with Adele.  Does he have a problem with Adele and that she kicked Stefani's ass out of the circle of relevance? Seems to be that he does.

Album of the decade....LOL.

November 20, 2011

Gaga Denies Feud With Madonna

Dean Piper and Lady Xerox
According to her anyway, there's no feud. Stefani was speaking with celebrity gossip blogger Dean Piper (currently the celebrity and entertainment columnist for The Sunday Mirror). The first thing GagMe wanted to address was Madonna and she had this to say about a feud between them:

“Madonna is a wonderful ­influence on me. I feel blessed to have grown up with a ­powerful, blonde woman to show us the ropes. It’s all down to her that I’m able to do what I do. I really like her new single too. The one that was leaked. There’s no problem between us.”

How does this prove there is no feud?  It doesn't.  Stefani may claim that she's OK with Madonna but it sure as hell doesn't seem like Madonna is OK with her.  Of course Stefani is OK with her!  She steals everything from her!  Why wouldn't she be OK with Madonna.  It's a very one sided point of view or she's in complete denial about Madonna's feelings toward her.  I guess she wants us to believe that because she likes Madonna's new demo song, that should be proof enough that there isn't a feud. 

Lady Who?  Maybe she needs to watch that video.  I think it's pretty clear where Madonna stands on this whole debauchery pathetiqué called Lady Gaga. 






November 18, 2011

Gaga "Inspired" By "Give It 2 Me"?

Ok, so I've heard from some of you in the comments and I read on random sites on the world wide web that Stefani's performance at the Children In Need concert in Manchester was heavily "inspired" from Madonna's Give It 2 Me look.  So I did a little digging and lookie at what I found.  What do you think?  Reaching or some real "inspiration" going on here?












Here's Stefani's performance of Marry the Night and then the Queen showing how it's really done.

                                         

                                       
                                         



Oh and just for awesomeness purposes.....

Frances Bean Cobain wearing a Madonna t-shirt
fuck yeah!



Richardson and Gaga



The release of Stefani's rip off of Madonna's SEX book is just around the corner and little monsters everywhere are practically wetting their diapers waiting for this piece of junk, photographed by sexual predator and pervert fashion photographer Terry Richardson.  

In this video, we have Stefani reading the introduction from her book to her fans, as if she is reading to a kindergarten class.  She might as well be, truthfully.  Note the slight fake English accent ala Madonna style. This is typical Stefani style, using big words to sound profound and deep and so desperately artistic but you have no clear idea what the fuck she is trying to say.  As per usual, Stefani appears to be dead in the face, with a monotonous voice devoid of any personality to her demeanor at all.  She's like a robot.  She slaps her book and says "it's amazing".  Shut up.

As she opens the book, she looks awkwardly to the side, off camera seemingly at someone, as if she has no idea what to do next and is looking for reassurance.  She does this a few more times throughout the video. You'll also notice that she often looks above and over the camera opposed to directly in it.  Stefani says that "if we're lucky, Terry will teach you something profound about yourself".  Oh really?  Would that be during or after he shoves his penis in your ass while you're wearing fairy wings during a photo shoot?  Maybe it's Terry Richardson she is looking at off camera, who's waving his penis around giving her a threatening look that if she doesn't good job, he's gonna slap her across the face with it. 

Then Stefani says "To say he or I make people uncomfortable is spot on" and "it's unique to Terry and his subjects that there are no limitations".  Damn straight girl!!  You THINK you make people uncomfortable but what you're actually seeing is them feeling embarrassed for you and your try hard ways.  Terry has no boundaries when it comes to his subjects.   If you aren't aware, Terry Richardson is notorious for taking advantage of his barely legal models.  He uses his power as a successful fashion photographer and preys on naive girls because he knows they so desperately want to make it in the modeling world.  So, he gets away with it. 

But this blog isn't really about Richardson, if you haven't noticed.  He's pig, yes for sure.  He even looks like a creepy, wiry little man who would only be beating off to his computer if it weren't for his job and fame.  What blows my mind is Stefani partnering with him for her book.  

Terry Richardson and a model - on the job.
Stefani claims to be all about bullying right. Well, isn't Richardson's sexual blackmail a form of bullying then? He's bullying and threatening them by using his leverage, and their desire to succeed as a top fashion model (aka cocaine addict) so he can fuck them.  And fuck he gets, lots of it.  

It's appalling that Stefani, Queen of the Underdogs, tolerates this abusive behavior to get into "bed" with a sexual deviant in order to release a picture book of her (ME! ME! ME!) to make.......you guessed it.....MORE MONEY! Oh, and also to stay on the Madonna path so she can be like her.  I wonder if Madonna has grounds to charge her as a stalker?




Then we have that Gaga cock sucker Perez Hilton.  When the Richardson scandal broke, Perez wasted no time posting negative press about him, as he should.  He posted several posts on his Coco Perez site.





But when his wifey, Gaga, partners up with the "photog", Pigrez's tone changes.  All of a sudden Terry becomes "Uncle Terry".  A term Richardson coined for himself and asks his models to address him that way.

Everyone knows that Pigrez is on Stefani's payroll and he's paid to write solely positive press about her and completely leaves out anything negative such as the Japan charity scandal for which Stefani has been sued.  Pigrez will never admit it but it if you visit his site, it's pretty obvious.

Knowing what Richardson has done to these girls, Pigrez now totally overlooks it because Lady Money Hungry is working with him.  Now Pigrez endearingly refers to Richardson as Uncle Terry.  

Oh, the things we over look for attention and money.

By the way, what the fuck is wrong with Stefani's eyes in the video above?  Kinda reminds me of this video:








I wonder if Stefani had some of Terry's tampon tea?

Thanks to Brienna for emailing the links to me.