August 8, 2011

Gaga Reads Another Page Out of Madonna Playbook

Which page is it now?  I think No.23.  Stefanie really wants to be Madonna that it's bordering on scary.  Remember the movie "Single White Female"?  Yup, Madonna better be careful.  What more dangerous than a stalker?  A famous stalker.

Madonna and fashion designer, Jean Paul Gaultier, have a history.  When you think of Madonna's famous cone bra, one can't help but think of Gaultier.  Why?  He designed it along with all the costumes for Madonna's Blonde Ambition tour.  The two will forever be linked.  Gaultier recently said "Madonna still fascinates me.  She has been of great help for this exhibition and the accompanying book, loaning pieces from her Blond Ambition Tour and Confessions Tour.”

Guess what CrapGa has pulled now?  CrapGa is getting her own TV show this fall on the CW about fashion and she is sitting down with none other than Jean Paul Gaultier in a segment called Gaga By Gaultier.  She just created another Madonna association.

Gaga By Gaultier will air on September 12, and immediately following, there will be a 45-minute show promoting the rest of the fall season. Who would watch this shit?  Seriously?  Stefani can dress as stupid as she does because she's famous and can get away with it.  For the rest of us, try walking into a pub for a beer dressed with Kermit the Frogs dolls pinned all over you or a slab of meat on your head or a giant, glittery, 50 foot long lightning bolt as a hat.  What do you think is gonna happen?  You're gonna get your ass kicked is what.

I'm calling it right now that Stefani has Gaultier design the costumes for her next tour. Who's with me?

Madonna the Queen and Gaultier

Lady Gaga "The Truly Copier" Movie

                       

Gaga Has One of the Greatest Voices in the Industry. Her Words. Is That So?

                                                                     

Ok, this is a funny video.  I've seen other clips of Stefani singing and she really isn't that bad.  However, Stefani should keep her over inflated sense of "self esteem" in check.  It's actually quite arrogant to claim to have one of the greatest voices in the industry when it's clear she doesn't.  Now monsters, I didn't say she can't sing.  I think she can but she's still a fake and a rip off artist and that, my friend, shadows any talent that she may actually have.

Lady Xerox Copycat Picture of the Day


August 6, 2011

Gaga's "You and I" Single Cover

Annie Lennox at the '83 Grammy Awards and Stefani's "You & I" single cover
Stefani's released her single cover for her song "You & I", dressed as her alter male ego, Jo Calderone.  The MVA's are coming up and people are wondering what Stefani will wear this year to top the meat dress from last year.

I'm going to take a wild guess and say she's going dressed as a man.  People will notice and monsters will ooo and ahhh and bask in how inspiring and how original she is.  They will believe that Stefani is simply amazing and a force to be reckoned with.  That no other has done what she has done!  WRONG!

However, I can't totally fault Stefani's monsters since most of them are still in high school.  Maybe some of them know that legend Annie Lennox created quite a storm at the 1983 Grammy Awards dressed as a man as well.  So now educate yourself.  Annie Lennox was the front woman of British duo band The Eurythmics.  The Eurythmics broke out on the scene in 1983 with their hit single Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) Annie Lennox is known for her androgynous style and cutting edge at the time.   Lennox is one of the world's best selling music artists having sold over 80 million records worldwide.  Lennox is also considered a long time gay icon. 

Lady Xerox Copycat Picture of the Day

August 5, 2011

Madonna Not Catching Gaganitis


Stereo divas? We hear that Madonna and Lady Gaga have discussed performing together in a dual concert extravaganza similar to the Face 2 Face shows that piano men Billy Joel and Elton John did a few years back. Gaga’s reps didn’t respond to our requests for comment, but Madonna’s spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg replied that the Material Girl’s manager “laughed” when she ran our item by him. She then instructed us to “go to the title of Stevie Nicks’ new album for the answer.” That would be “In Your Dreams.” D’oh!