June 21, 2011

Don't Forget What I Said....

Ok my little teen monsters.  No sex.  Stay away from sex at your young age.  I know you're big fans of mine but just ignore my music and my image that I shamelessly shove down your throat on a daily basis and listen to my advice.  
Mommy Monster knows best.



June 20, 2011

Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)

The Cheater's Desperate for Attention Look of the Day

Celebrities React To Gaga's Meat Dress

The picture says it all.  Gaga is a laughing stock among her peers.  

June 18, 2011

Lady GaGa The Queen Of Narcissism Is Reprimanded By French Police

During her stop in Paris to promote her new album, Lady GaGa got into a lot of trouble with French police.  While staying at the Park Hyatt Hotel, GaGa worked up her little monsters by hanging out of her hotel room window and throwing hundreds rose petals to her fans below.  

Crowds gathered at the hotel hoping to get a glimpse of the clown they call Mommy Monster.  GaGa was yelling down to her pathetic followers "I love you my little monsters!!!".  The crowd below got so frenzied that hotel management was forced to call the police. 

Prior to calling the police, hotel management went to her room and asked her repeatedly to please come in.  GaGa, caught in the throes of attention being lavished on her by her zombies, did not listen.  She kept lapping it up like an attention starved puppy.  Sources say that she was like a woman possessed.  

After having about all they can take, police were called.  Police gave her a swift telling off and slapped her with a fine.  

This woman is the perfect case of narcissistic personality disorder and an attention glutton.  She is like a bottomless pit.  It's never enough for her.  Maybe she is sincere that she wants to be on the same level as her fans and appreciate them.  Maybe that's a small part of it.  Let's remember though that she is still fairly new to this fame game.  Is very intoxicating at this point.  This is her cocaine.  GaGa is walking a fine line and the line is very blurry.  One day, this monster she is creating of allowing her fans such easy access to her is going to come back and kick her in the ass.  There's a lot of psychos out there and no doubt there are a few that already have their eye on GaGa.  One day, her privacy, sanity and safety will be her top concern but by then it will be too late.  She's already set a precedent with her fans.