December 4, 2012

Lady Gaga plays "pretend UN Ambassador"; continues to live half way between fantasy and reality

While in South Africa, Lady Gaga stopped by primary school Isibindi Safe Park, to visit children and speak to them about empowerment. iMadonna announced that she is teaming up with the United Nations (LOL) and UNICEF to help spread her Born This Way message.   She tweeted to 75% of her fake followers.


Of course the "breeding of compassion" is not extended toward animals.  She also tweeted a series of pictures documenting her visit.


Oh I can just imagine what this circle time was like.

GAGA: Now listen kids, if anyone ever says you're fat, just do what I do.  Take a bunch of pictures of yourself in your underwear with your iPhone. Make sure to really emphasize your ass by sticking it out.  Then plaster it all over the Internet.  That's called Body Revolution.  Can you say that?

KIDS:  Body Revolution

GAGA:  Good!!  Now remember, you're all superstars.  We can all be superstars.  We're all born superstars. But remember pop stars don't eat ok.  And they smoke weed.  Now lets sing a song.  One of mine of course. 

To prove that she's serious about empowering the youth of today, she tweeted this.



To further prove just how serious she is about helping the poor, Lady Gaga blew a million dollars scooping up Michael Jackson memorabilia at a recent auction.   Too bad she didn't use that money to buy flour to make bread for the poor.  

Then she retweeted Hayden Williams tweet. 



Yes Gaga, obviously you're in agreement with that quote and clearly you think you are greater than the greats. Although I think you are a little confused between "copying" the greats and actually becoming greater than them. It's nice to dream though Gaga.   Don't dream too long though, you're starting to slip into a coma.