July 8, 2012

Lady GaGa: 'My new album will lack maturity'



I didn't realize "Don't be a drag.  Just be a queen" is supposed to me mature.   If "Born This Way" is a mature album, I wonder what the heck she plans on singing about on the next one.  Maybe she'll sing about diapers.  Or pee pee and caca.  Maybe getting roofied at a party and throwing up with her head in the toilet.  Judging by one of her latest tweets, the one that mysteriously vanished, maybe she'll sing about doing bags and bags of blow, taking a ride on the white rail and how Charlie makes her feel sexy.  Help me out guys.  I'm having a hard time coming up with any less mature stuff than what she's already done.

Oh, Gaga isn't dressed up as one of The Incredibles just in case you were wondering.