January 31, 2012

Tick Tock on the Kinney Clock


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In the not too distant past, Stefani said that babies are a long way off.  Now, while speaking to Spain's Radio Ibiza, she is saying that she wants a baby but he must be Italian and she is considering a sperm donor.  For the record, that's what her music is....shitty Ibiza pop.

Huh?

1.) Why does she need a sperm donor?  Is this confirmation that no man in their right mind would bang her?

2.)  How does her current non-Italian boyfriend Taylor Kinney feel about this amazing revelation?

Can you imagine being in a relationship, in a r.e.l.a.t.i.o.n.s.h.i.p., and your girlfriend not only says you don't have the right genes, but she will go to a sperm donor before letting your own sperm near her eggs!!

Well spank my ass and call me stupid! Can we be any tackier?

I'm sure he's wondering where he fits into this circus sideshow equation.  Or maybe the days are numbered on this mismatched relationship.  He's already sick of her antics and gimmick so this is likely the last nail in the coffin. 

Someone should tell her to lay off the booze and drugs if she's planning to get pregnant.  Ever notice her tweets are often about drinking this or that while doing this or that?

HA!!  Shut up.  Any excuse is a good excuse for you to drink.






FYI - getting drunk by yourself is not a good sign


Oh and what's this?


I love how she's using the word 'inspiration'  instead of "rip offiration".



And it's YOU'RE not YOUR and quit the pandering and patronizing.  It's old and transparent.