January 5, 2012

Lady Gaga Confirms New Album in 2012

So Lady Rush Job is releasing a new album this year.  After the miserable failure that is Born This Way and her constant procrastination to release the dates of the 0.99 Cent Ball Tour Born This Way Ball Tour, Stefani decides to put out an album.  Her insecurity, enormous ego and insatiable need for attention and the spotlight is causing her to make rash decisions like releasing a CD so quickly after releasing the album of the decade and probably cannot handle the fact that Madonna is releasing her follow up to Hard Candy this year as well.

Stefani says:

"I just want to keep going. I'm not as goal obsessed as I am process obsessed. I just want to keep writing music. I'm looking forward to putting out another album and going on tour."

So what's the process? Rushing out a bunch of songs this soon that will under perform?  You know what happens when you don't take your time to do the work properly?  You do a half ass'd job.  I really don't care for Stefani and I'm grinning that her recent singles failed to make any real impact but damn it, can someone sit this girl down and tell her she's going about this all wrong.  Stefani caught the brass ring!  She's got fans, fame, money and got that elusive big break so many artists can only dream of and she's burying it in the ground by her own doing. 

An anonymous commenter posted this on the Interscope Drops Marry The Night post:

A little insider news: She was supposed to go into pre-production rehearsals for the Born This Way tour on 1-23-12. Now the dates have been pushed backed into "late" February. Now one may say "big deal", but it's a big deal. A couple of things may be at play: The accountants are adding up the estimates for advanced ticket sales and the prospects don't look good; not enough funds to finance the new tour; she's wasting time again by making last minute changes that are expensive and time-consuming to carry out; her health is not good. I personally favor the last. Her last two public performances have her looking pale, anemic and not connecting with herself or her audience. Plus, she's busy right now with her Ivy League, jock boyfriend (yes Little Monster's, your mother likes to date the same jocks that bully you everyday in school.) 

I'm dying to know where you got this insider info!  It makes perfect sense as to why she's releasing a new CD now.   No doubt Interscope is not happy with how Born This Way is faring and are probably extremely concerned with the figure projection with the follow up tour. 

And if I were Madonna, I run the bitch over for trying to cut my grass.