January 1, 2014

Mega Post! ARTFLOP scam in Spain and more!



Not so fast Caca.  Turns out there's been a little unscrupulous and not so stealthy dealings going down in the land of the Flamenco dance.  Gaga received her first gold record for ARTPOP in Spain. An artist has to sell 20,000 copies in Spain to achieve gold record status; 40,000 for platinum.  

A list of album sales in Spain was leaked for the week of the 9th--15th December and not only did ARTPOP fail to meet the minimum to get a gold record, she failed miserably along the way.  ARTPOP has only sold 12,000 copies in Spain!  That's it!  Yet, the country awarded her with a gold record.  To be fair, this didn't happen only to Stefani. Spanish artists Antonio Orozco and Abraham Mateo were also awarded a platinum and gold record even though they both did not meet the requirements either. There is no information that eludes that the artists, their management  or record companies are involved in the sketchiness. Two weeks later, all have yet to match the minimum sales need to secure gold and platinum status. 

So what's the deal Promusicae?  Are artists paying you off or are you too lazy to properly track and monitor sales?

Thank you Leo for sending this to me.  Source.

                                                                                                                                                                                

Do you want proof that sweeping pedophilia and rape under the rug won't help your song chart? Thanks to Kworb, I can give you just that.


Lady Gaga's Do What I Can Do (To Save My Song) Do What U Want featuring Christina Aguilera is trailing behind the same song featuring alleged child rapist R.Kelly, on the U.S. chart.  The pedo version is doing better than the save my ass version!  Not a good sign at all.  The new version won't save the song or Gaga's career.  Stick a fork in'er. She's done.

Plus, Gaga's fans are losing their patience.  It's almost a month since Gaga tweeted about the upcoming video and they haven't see anything thus far.

Coincidentally, the video not only has a sexual deviant in front of the camera, but it also features one BEHIND the camera too!  Oh Gagster!


Looks like Gaga is trying to salvage her song and career by ditching the pedo and releasing a video with Christina instead.  So Monsters, it will be at least 4 months before you see a video. Which means it's 4 months more of beating the shit out of this song!

What do you think of the song featuring Christina?



                                                                                                                                                                                

Gaga's ex-boyfriend Luc Carl is threatening to sue Gaga's long time friend, DJ and author of “Rivington Was Ours” Brendan Jay Sullivan.  In Sullivan's book, he details the beginnings of Gaga's career and paints Carl out to be the bad guy.  Gaga apparently was a doormat and changed her appearance to be what Luc Carl wanted, a blond chick, among other concessions made to be accepted.  Carl, a NYC bartender allegedly dictated who Stefani could talk to and where she could work while he surrounded himself with a harem of drunk girls.  Carl says,  

“I was fucking miserable, and it wasn’t her fault. It was my fault for being a drunk asshole. I would have left me, too.”

Carl authored a book called The Drunk Diet that Gaga actively pushed while they were dating.  Luc, don't feel so bad for being a drunk asshole. It looks like you weren't driving that car by yourself. Carl has also stated that he resents that his own career has been overshadowed by the fact that he's Gaga's ex.   

Carl currently hosts his own metal show on Sirius XM Radio called Hair Nation and he's blocked GagaCheat on Twitter. I wonder why? If you follow Carl on Twitter, make sure you tell him GagaCheat says hi!

                                                                                                                                                                             

It wouldn't be nice of me to forget to congratulate Gaga on her very first acting nomination!  Rumor has it that Gaga will be nominated for her very own Razzie Award for her performance as La CamaleĆ³n in Machete Kills.  Jesus Gaga, you appeared in a film for 5 minutes and you managed to land an award nomination!  That's amazing!  Good for you!  Cate Blanchett, watch out.