Lady Starlight - An Opening Act

Lady Starlight opened a few shows during the Monster Ball.  Or she DJ'd in between opening acts.  Whatever.  Now Stefani's friend is coming back on the Born This Way Ball Tour, selected dates only.  Not sure why.  You'll know what I mean when you watch the clips below.

                                  

                           



               

It's like a bad American Idol audition.

Born This Way Ball Opening Night

Last night in Korea, Stefani kicked off of her worldwide tour.   I'll start off with the usual pandering and prattle that is the Monster Ball 2.0, complete with psychotic screaming and all.  See if you can manage watching the whole thing.  That is if you don't start cringing within the first 5 seconds.

           

If you attend the show, I'll guarantee you'll hear a similar speech with a different city named.  Ex: rah rah Roma, Roma, rah rah Singapore, rah rah Bangkok, rah rah Paris and so on and so on and so on.

Watch how she runs screaming her name like a mental patient escaping from the lobotomy ward at Danvers Insane Asulym.


             

Here we have Alejandro. Suffice it to say that it's nothing performance and it's hard not to think of Madonna's Like a Virgin number from the Blond Ambition Tour.   All that's missing are the cone bras on the men.  And, the girl cannot dance for the life of her.  Point that gun cone bra to her head and she still won't find the rhythm.

          

           
More bad dancing.

           

And finally, here's Just Dance.  Gaga chose not too.

                

Luckily she had her dancers. They pretty much carried the show for her.  Although during Just Dance, it reminded me of The 20 Minute Workout from the 80's.

                                      

According to some, the Monster Pit looked a little empty.

Here's Stefani's inspiration for her set design.

                                           

Born This Way Ball Merchandise

Is Stefani finally admitting in a round about way that most of her fans are kids?  Check this out.

Unless you're five, no self respecting, mature adult would ever carry their lunch to the office in this, which will guarantee an ass kicking, stares, giggling and finger pointing from co-workers.  Every single band and solo artist sells merchandise at shows.  Mainly t-shirts, caps, programs and posters.  What's with the lunch box and bandages though? Miss I Hate Money has now become Gaga® and Company LTD.  A touring department store.  I'm sure the prices will echo Christmas at Barney's. 

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Guys.....please spread the word about this.  I'm sickened.  

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Is Gaga's Gaymance with the Gays Over?

According to gay radio station Gaydar it could be the beginning of the end of the love affair.  Could it be that the insincere pandering is finally being seen for what it is.....completely unauthentic and self serving.

Gaydar recently held it's Hero and Heroine Awards 2012 where listeners voted for their favourites.  The winner in the Pop Artist of the Year category is Adele.  Runners-up are Lady Gaga, Madonna, George Michael and Will Young.  

Although Stefani did get 19% of the votes, she didn't win.  Which suggests that the gay community is tiring of her nonsense. The fog is lifting and the LGBT community are able to recognize the marketing ploy designed to manipulate their vulnerabilities because to so many unsuspecting gay kids, Gaga has now given them permission to be gay.  #eyeroll

Perhaps even Perez Hilton sees through the facade.  He doesn't write about her anymore.  

What Lady Gaga really represents is the society's pigeon holed view of gay men as a stereotype and Gaga has made herself the grand finale float at a gay exploit parade.

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Lady Gaga Still Bragging About Her Drug Use

Isn't she cool.

Oh here......enjoy.  I think she might have been on shrooms at 1:54.  Keep watching the Bad Romance number.  "I don't lip sync ever".....yeah right.

            

Lady Gaga Must Think The Public Is Stupid

How can she possibly say the things outlined in the above article? That's a rhetorical question. It's only been a few weeks since photos were released of Stefani driving around in a $200,000 car.  Does she think we're, meaning "the public",  all stupid?  

This apartment she speaketh of.....is this the same abode she visited with Anderson Cooper?  The one where a new tenant is currently living?  I thought she couch surfs because she doesn't own a place?  Didn't she recently say she stays at her parent's when she's in New York?

Stefani's made past claims about not caring for money or spending it but where is the sudden regurgitation of this coming from? Recent stories about Lady Lie This Way suggest otherwise. 

I just don't understand the constant, habitual lying. Does anyone really believe that she doesn't spend money?  I mean, seriously!  She's made enough money to feed and provide infrastructure to three poor African countries. You mean to tell me that she doesn't spend any of it.  I don't buy it....not for one second.  Bitch lies and lies and people are stupid enough to buy it. 

Stefani wants so desperately for the public to believe that she's a down to earth girl just like me and you and everyone of us "civilians".  In the beginning it was charming and seemed sincere.  Now it's transparent and disingenuous.  

Does she even realize the hypocrisy of her ways and the contradictions in her speech?