Lady Gaga says.....

Be yourself! You were born this way!  Never be afraid to be who you are!

Eh-hum....you were saying?

It's a Christmas for Suckers at Barney's!

Barney's store front

The holidays are fast approaching and Barney's along with Gaga have put the final touches on her Sucker's Gaga's Workshop.  

In case you haven't heard, Lady I Don't Care About Money teamed up with expensive retailer, Barney's New York to launch Operation Money Grab, a campaign to sucker all the little monsters and parent's of little monsters to buy overpriced, ridiculous items that you will never need.  

$15 Gaga cookie

What are some of the items you say?  A $15.00 cookie with Stefani's face on it wearing her telephone hat.  A $68 chocolate skull.  Um.....what else?  Oh!!  A $95 snow globe with Stefani sitting on top of it - because you need that right.  A $65 monster claw stocking, which is fucking ugly by the way.  The cheapest are $6 chocolate Christmas ornaments and the most expensive, a $4100 pair of black shoes. 

$95 Snow Globe

Barney's, along with Stefani are deliberately preying on the mind of the stupid consumer.  In this case, her fans.  The greedy Gagmonster and the super expensive retail giant know how large her fan base is AND they know how brainwashed loyal her fans are to her.  With these two very important ingredients in place, they are able to create the ultimate chocolate sucker cake that's 50 stories high and can feed every single one of her little monsters.  

So the monster's are hungry and Gaga, their saviour, will feed them; and feed them she will, to the tune of hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of dollar signs and they are none the wiser.  Stefani can do no wrong and that includes taking advantage of her fans by getting them to spend more money on useless crap to further line her pockets.  She just LOVES you so much little suckers!

$68 Chocolate Skull

$68 Monster Claw Stocking

Don't know what the fuck this shit is supposed to be but it's probably expensive

Barneys creative director Dennis Freedman says of the workshop, "It's the kind of space that is going to appeal to adults as well as children. It's like going to a movie that you take your children to and [you] end up loving it more than your children, and I think that's one of the great accomplishments."  

Yes, that's exactly what Freedman and Stefani are hoping for.  That great accomplishment will certainly be met no doubt.  That accomplishment will make her richer while leaving you with an added debt and a useless piece of garbage.  Mission accomplished Lady Transparent.

In order to appear that they are in touch with the 99%, Barney's and Stefani announced months back that 25% of the sales would go to the charity of her choice.  Wanna guess which charity she chose?  Wait for it...................................

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HER BORN THIS WAY FOUNDATION!!!!!!!!  

Surprise!!!

It's not only Christmas season, it's also tax write off season! 

New Madonna Song Leaked!

So here it is.  Madonna's new song "Give Me All Your Love" has "leaked".  Leaked as in "on purpose." I'm sure.   I don't know if this is the demo in full or the final product.  Some sources are saying it's the demo.  If you like pop and love Madonna, the song is fun and definitely catchy.  It has a total 80's Go-Go's vibe to it combined with Madonna's vocal styling from the first era. IE: Holiday, Burning Up, Borderline.

I'm undecided on the song.  Not too crazy about the lyrics and I'm not feeling the cheerleader aspect to it.  I'll have to listen to it a few more times.  I'm definitely curious about the rest of the new album.  What I do like immensely is how the song is out a lot earlier than planned, just in time to compete against Stefani's "Marry The Night" single.  Did Madge plan that?  I bet she did that naughty girl!  Kudos to her if she did.  After all the theft and borrowing and Xeroxing Stefani's done to Madonna, the hack's been asking for it. 

Check out this lyric of the song:

"Don't play those stupid games, 'cause I'm a different kind of girl. Every record sounds the same, you gotta step into my world" 

A dig at Gaga perhaps?

Whether you like it or hate it, I hope it knocks "Marry The Night" into oblivion.  And I sincerely mean that, from the bottom of my heart.

Oh, apparently this is for the Superbowl, hence the cheer leading part and won't be the official single off the new album and it is just the demo.

Gaga Releases Perfume: So Predictable

What is it with celebrities and perfume?  Stefani's the latest in a long line of actors and pop stars releasing perfume.  Have you ever bought a celebrity perfume?  I haven't.  It's so incredibly lame and boring not to mention cliché and beyond predictable.   How so very avant garde of Stefani.  How so very "artist like".  How so very not giving a fuck about money.  How's that for inking YET ANOTHER corporate deal to generate more millions by she who dares to whisper her disdain for money.  So amazingly condescending isn't she, to actually think that there are people stupid enough to believe her lies when she is so incredibly transparent.  Oh wait, there are!  They are called "little monsters" or any Gaga fan for that matter. 

Next time Stefani, just shut up OK.  You've proven that you're a hypocrite and we all know it's not true that money doesn't matter to you when it's painfully obvious that it does.  Please do the world a favor and shut your flap or better yet, hang yourself.

Stefani announced back in 2010 that she was coming out with a perfume line and today there's chatter about what it will be called.  Rumor has it that it's called "Monster".  *yawn*

And yet in another sad and pathetic attempt to convince the world that she's always been this......

when she really was this........

Lady Manufactured This Way says she wants her perfume to smell like blood and semen.  The fuck?

This woman shouldn't be allowed to speak.  

Footnote - I know Madge is releasing a perfume as well.  I think it's lame and won't buy it.  That was just for any Stefani fans who think they can throw that around.

Selena Gomez Takes a Swipe at Gaga at the MTV Awards Europe

At least that's what The Mirror UK is reporting.  I know The Mirror isn't exactly Reuters but when you see Selena dressed up like this........

........you have to wonder.  It really does look like a ridiculous Gaga ensemble.  The Mirror is reporting that Stefani was FUMING backstage and took the dig personally.  Especially after Selena also wore a pink poodle head gear thingy that really stuck the knife in a little deeper. 

According to The Mirror's backstage mole, Lady Narcissist had a fit.

“She couldn’t believe Selena had gone there, she was stunned. She takes her art very seriously.”

HA!  Her art?  What art?  There's no art in Stefani's corporate dealings, money grabbing, insincere, Xerox copied, over compensated, desperate, dated, manufactured package.  Here's Stefani below, dressed in something at the Europe awards tonight.  Behold, yet another pathetic display at trying to be "art".