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I'm going to make steel wool cool look trendy just so I can see if my stupid little monsters think it's cool too.

Born This Way Sales Expected to Drop Drastically Next Week

According to Nielsen Soundscan, Born This Way is expected to sell 200,000 copies in it's second week.  That would be for copies available at regular price opposed to .99 cents as in the first week of sales.  Sales from the first week were 1.1 million copies.  That is a drastic drop in sales and hardly something to call "strong".  This is also a really good indicator of how well Gaga would really have done had Born This Way been sold without the gimmicks and deals.  Furthermore, it goes on to show that her Little Flop Monsters were the ones responsible for the overinflated number because they bought multiple copies of the album that was practically free.

This projected drastic drop in sales in very fitting for Gaga.  At this point, her lack of originality, her over compensating, pathetic, clownish ways and fraudulent sales tricks are starting to become opaque.  People are seeing her for what she really is.  The charm is wearing off and a vast number are no longer enchanted with the Madonna Wanna Be. 

This is not a Born This Way Nation, according to celebrity blogger and Gaga ass kisser, Perez Hilton. The second week of sales, if at all accurate to the projected number, is more like a Flop This Way Nation.

The Cheater's Desperate for Attention Look of the Day

Can someone please explain this one to me?  She is dressed like a jellyfish to promote jellyfish awareness?

The Cheater's Desperate for Attention Look of the Day

Perez, you have to stop putting your face in my ass!!!

Gaga falls on iTunes!!

Gaga's Born This Way has already dropped to #3 on the iTunes album chart.  It follows "Codes and Keys" by Death Cab for Cutie and "Ukelele Songs" by Eddie Vedder.  How far will it drop next week?  I can't wait to find out.  Flop baby flop.

Gaga Insists that Money Means Nothing to Her

That's what Gaga claims in her interview with Stephen Fry for the Financial Times.  GaGa says "It's honestly true that money means nothing to me. The only big things I've purchased are my dad's heart valve and a Rolls Royce for my parents, for their anniversary. And that was only because my dad had a Lady Gaga license plate on our old car and it was making me crazy because he was getting followed everywhere, so I bought him a new car".

She says she prefers to put her money toward outlandish stage shows rather than spend it on frivolous things.  Well, Gaga, you have to keep earning money in order to put on your elaborate stage productions.  Manipulating your sales and taking the corporate sell out route was a good way to do it.   What's next?  The Lady GaGa doll?  

Gaga goes on to say that she resents that her freakish fashion sense could imply that she is insincere about the issues she so cares about.   Furthermore, she says that it's anti-feminism to assume that a woman who seems so into her hair and shoes and clothes could be insincere. 

She adds:  "I would say that's quite anti-feminism, isn't it, to say that a woman based on the way that she wears her hair and her shoes would not be sincere."

No Caca, it's because you're a pathetic, over the top, unoriginal, attention whore.  That's why people think you may be insincere.   It's hard to take someone seriously that wears horns and claims they're real.  That hatches herself out of an egg and wears a fake pregnant belly and on live national television has her dancers put her legs in stirrups and proceeded to give birth to a gooey, glittery slime at the end of her set.  Plus so many of your recent songs sound an awful lot like hit songs from previous artists.  Really?  Seriously?

The Cheater's Desperate for Attention Look of the Day