THIS IS A POP EMERGENCY!! Someone call 911! ARTRAVE: The ARTPOP Ball is dying and needs emergency resuscitation! Quick! Where's the defibrillator? Scissors! I need scissors to cut open the ARTSHIRT! Phew! There we go.
Not sure if this is going to work. There isn't any amount of promotion to save the ARTRAVE. What I'm witnessing before my very eyes on Ticketmaster's website is enough to make the most hardened of hearts cry. Oversaturation and pretension is never a good thing.
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Sunrise FL
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Atlanta, GA
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Pittsburgh, PA
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Washington D.C.
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Vancouver, B.C.
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She's doing well in Uncasville, CT.
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Seattle, WA
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So far only the
North American dates have been announced. Although European, Asian and uh, South American dates haven't been announced, I'm sure she'll go there as soon as she erases the original ARTPOP release date from the collective memory and re-releases it with ARTPOP II. Although I'm not sure why she would bother. The tour starts in the US and Canada to make up for cancelled dates due to her
plastic hip surgery.
This is like the South American leg of the Born This Way Ball all over again.
