Lucky for us, Lady Gaga bestowed upon us her artistic magic as she exited her hotel in London. It took her 2 hours to walk 10 meters to her car while crying about something; possibly her career.
The annoying meter defied physics and shattered the speed of light and sound; and made pretension into a tangible object, manifested as Lady Gaga. Watch the video and laugh at how hard Stefani tries to be artistic. It's almost as bad as that Abramovic method video.
I was waiting for someone on a bike to speed by and smack her with a bag full of dog shit so I could laugh at it exploding all over her dress. Seriously Taylor Kinney, what the actual fuck do you see in this chick? I'm at a loss wondering how he can lie next to her in bed and manage to resist the urge to smother her with a pillow.
No doubt her fans are gushing at how artistic she is and how us sane folk just don't get her. Sure. Newsflash! You're a pop singer and no matter how hard you try, you will never be thought of as anything more than that. Now if she's crying over that, I can understand. Keep trying Gaga. A for effort. Poor thing. Next time, make sure you take that slow walk off a short pier.
And, be sure to check out a recovering little monster's blog. This is MonstersCulture's project and let's give him some support.
And, be sure to check out a recovering little monster's blog. This is MonstersCulture's project and let's give him some support.
