Madonna released her Girl Gone Wild video and I find it hysterical that little monsters are crying "copycat" all over the world wide web. Apparently to their blind little eyes and impaired version of history, they think Madonna's ripped off the Alejandro video when all Madonna really did was go back to her Erotica era with a video reminiscent to
Justify My LoveandVogue.
You see, the Alejandro video was a rip off of Vogue, Express Yourself and Human Nature so to claim that Madonna is now lifting from Lady Gaga is a moot point and utterly laughable because if Madonna really copied anyone, she copied herself. I didn't even want to give it attention because it's a joke. I can't blame Gaga's fans for not yet being born when Madonna did all this.
Men in high heels - not Gaga's original idea either. Neither was being surrounded by androgynous men wearing make up. For the video, Madonna tapped Kazaky, a boy band from the Ukraine known for wearing stiletto heels.
Once again look toward Madonna's uncensored Eroticavideo but feel free to fax your complaint to 555-EAT-SHIT and I'll file it in the complaint box (points to trash can).
Some arguments are really ridiculous, ranging from Madonna copying Gaga for smoking in her video and mascara smeared tears. If you really want to go there, go and watch some of Madonna's older videos like Bad Girl (also from Erotica) for example. Lots of people smoked in videos and cried in videos. So what. On either side, there isn't any copying. Move on.
One major distinction between Girl Gone Wild and Alejandro is that Madonna is able to pull off being sexy without trying too hard but when Gaga attempts to be sexy, it usually ends up as an epic failure.....and fail she did in the Alejandro video.
LOL. That is pretty bad for Gaga isn't it. When the daughter of a deceased pop star kills it in the ratings over Stefani, that speaks volumes about where the needle sits on the public's Lady Gaga Care Factor Meter.
Doesn't she have 20 million plus Twitter followers? You'd think they'd all make some microwave popcorn, park a fold up camping chair in front on the TV and watch Oprah Winfrey smear Stefani and her mother's poop all over her face, because she bound to have some after burying her nose so far up their asses. Let's have a math lesson shall we.
21,243,184 (Gaga's current number of Twitter followers) - 808,000 = 20,435, 184.
They left out the part about Gaga picking out a Steinway piano that her parents "couldn't afford" yet managed to pay off in a couple of months. Do you know how much Steinway's cost? Right.....couldn't afford it yet paid off in a "couple of months" while living on the edge of poverty on the Upper West Side, sending two kids to expensive private schools plus your mortgage and other necessities. Well, you get the picture.
Did you watch the Oprah Winfrey ass kiss fest-a-thon with Lady Gaga last night? What did you think?
One thing in particular that made me want to vomit was Oprah claiming that Stefani made liking your parents cool again. Just how did Stefani do that!? Come on. Enough with the irrational credit Oprah bestowed upon her. One thing Gaga did say is that Whitney Houston was her idol. I call bull on that. How can that be possible when there's nothing Whitney Houston-ish in her performances and look. Nothing.
In this clip, Gaga says she doesn't want to know anything that's going on in relation to music. Likely to avoid any future copy cat rumors, that we she can claim her new material is original because she tuned herself out to what's going on musically. It's also pretty obvious that the only reason she's not giving interviews for a while is because what's left to say! She's promoted the hell out of Born This Way and now one year plus, she's going on tour. The hermit routine is just a ploy because there's nothing left for her to do or say since it's already been done ad nauseam.
Stefani's snooze fest with Oprah Winfrey airs this Sunday March 18th where Stefani lets Oprah into her childhood home. You know, the swanky pad on the Upper East Side with the kind of lifestyle that allowed her to go to a super expensive school where she was allegedly bullied but classmates say that wasn't true.
Stefani reveals that she is not planning to give any interviews for quite a while and is quoted, “Other than this interview, Oprah, I do not intend to speak to anyone for a very long time.”
Could this be that Stefani is acknowledging that she's been overkill for the past two years and has decided to go into hiding? I've noticed that she's been laying low for a while. There hasn't been much news on her at all most noticeably since the monumental "reductive" comment uttered by Madonna.
What will happen? Will Stefani implode because she won't be getting the attention she so desperately craves? Will she have to be put on life support? Can she take it? Will she now grab a box of Count Chocula and dump that all over herself when the withdrawal symptoms kick in.
Either way, I hope she will fade into obscurity and take her craptastic music with her.
Yeah OK Gaga. Did you honestly think these guys would jump at a chance to tour with you? LOL. Nice try. FAIL! Maybe Stefani should ask One Direction to tour with her. Or Rebecca Black. This is a prime example of how delusional Our Lady of Massive Ego views herself. She thinks she on the level of Nine Inch Nails to ask the electro / rap version Nine Inch Nails-esque band to tour with her. Nope, sorry. You wish. See ya!
I posted this once when I first started this blog but I have to post again because the similarities are astounding. The original song being "Pocket Full of Sunshine" by Natasha Bedingfield and the copy "So Happy I Could Die" by Stefani.
OIL FOUND IN UGANDA = TIME FOR US TROOPS TO DEPLOY TO UGANDA. Is this the real reason for the Kony 2012 campaign? Has America sunk this low to manipulate citizens of the world by over hyping a humanitarian issue to catch "the bad guy" in order to tap into oil.
Makes fucking sense to me. Your donations......I wouldn't doubt it if this feed the US military machine.
The highest rated comment on the YouTube video reads like this:
This is an excuse for the US Gov't to enter Uganda FOR OIL... Geesh people! don't be fooled so easily.. do your research FIRST. African Union is being set up, this is whats really happening. Remember when The US Gov't said Iraq has "Nukes" so they have to stop Saddam Hussein but in reality they came for the OIL. Remember The US Gov't went into Afghanistan to "Capture" Osama Bin laden for "Striking" the Twin Towers down.... but in reality The US Gov't went to get the OPIUM.... WAKE UP.
Thanks to Anon that posting this link. Since the explosion of Kony 2012 yesterday, there's been reports calling Invisible Children a scam or not being entirely truthful. Until Invisible Children addresses these accusations, I'm withdrawing my support. I haven't donated anything. I almost did though, last night. I was about to get out of bed to grab my wallet when I realized I left it in the car. They say everything happens for a reason right. I'll be taking this intelligent young lady's advice and educating myself.
Invisible Children needs to come clean because the stuff I've read and listened to so far doesn't seem so far fetched. Besides, why would anyone try to discredit a charity for doing good? There's probably a good reason.
Let's not forget Syria. Peace.
Part II below.
MUST READ! An investigative article by The Guardian UK about the accusations.
In other words, she's doesn't want to be portrayed as she really is? She'd rather......hang on.......wait for it........have the LIE portrayed! Listen Stefani, a biopic isn't needed to convince people you're insecure and needy. People already know that honey. It's more obvious than you think. It's nothing to be ashamed of but don't confuse yourself with an Oscar winning actor because you're not that good at fooling people.
Do you have 30 min to spare? I hope so. Watch this film called Kony 2012. It's spreading like wildfire. Joseph Kony is a Ugandan rebel army leader. He kidnaps children right out of their beds and forces them to fight in his army. The things he makes these kids do is horrific. The boys are forced to kill. The girls are forced to be sex slaves.
The film maker's goal is to make this man famous because fame is the very thing he does not want.....and to stop him. His name is spreading all over Twitter. Please share this. The goal is to get 500,000 shares but I think it's going to get a lot more!
Google "Lady Gaga" and you're bound to find several news and celebrity gossip outlets singing Gaga's praises, ooo-ing and ah-ing that she's made Twitter history and has more than 20 million followers, 2 million more than Justin Bullshit. When she hit 15 million, it was news. Same with 16, 17 and 18 and so on and so on. Yawn.
Impressive right? Not so fast. One painfully obvious fact that media outlets fail to recognize is if you do the simple math, the numbers don't add up. If Stefani has 20 million followers, with an actual real person representing each follower, then why has she only sold 8 million copies of Born This Way. Or was it 5 million? No, it was actually 8 million shipped but 5 million sold. Whatever. What I mean is if she actually has 20 million legit Twitter followers, shouldn't she have sold 20 million copies of Born This Way by now?
Am I the only one who sees this as suspicious? It's as obvious as Rihanna's poor self image getting wet for Chris Brown's fist that Little Monsters are creating fake accounts to increase their Goddess' fan base by spawning imaginary people. I'm sure Bieber's fans are doing the same and Britney fans and who ever pop tarts fans. I can't imagine legit artists such as Gotye, Kasabian or Kings of Leon's fans signing up fake accounts because, oh I don't know, they're mature.
Maybe if the media took their fists out of Gaga's ass for five minutes and actually used that thing in their head called a brain, they would report the facts. Even during Stefani's Born This Way Foundation launch, one of the panelists was jizzing her pants over Stefani's humongous Twitter following.
Well, I'm calling fake on this one. In addition to her fans, I wouldn't doubt that her record company and media firms are behind this as well. Maybe even dear old dad.
Though I'm sure Stefani's convinced herself in that narcissistic brain of hers that each and everyone are real. No kidding she thinks of herself as a revolutionary with Messiah like qualities. Wouldn't it be funny if she tried to walk on water in the middle of the pacific!
Over the past few months, I've seen photos of Stefani wearing what appears to be fur. I was reluctant to post anything about because the fur didn't look real to me. Then today, I came across this article from The Daily Mail UK.
I have to ask, what happened to dressing up like Kermit the Frog to protest wearing fur?
Lady Gaga protesting fur
This is just another example of Stefani's shallow hype and stupid clothes to protest this or that but turning out to be a hypocrite.......and liar. What a surprise. If she keeps lying, her nose is going to grow bigger than it already is. If that's even possible.
The picture here are a pair of the shoes designed by this freak, weirdo designer and it does look like something Gaga would wear. It's ugly and tacky. I'm not sure why anyone would want to look like a centaur.
The shoe designer says that when she first started her sick little hobby, she would pick up dead carcasses of animals off the street. Now she goes to her local butcher to collect carcasses that would be thrown out after making sausages.
Correct me if I'm wrong but that would be pig carcasses, right?? Rhetorical question. Where is the designer getting the dead horses, snakes and other animals not normally found at a butcher shop?
It sounds like the designer does not raise and murder the animals herself but her product is still fur. Isn't it irresponsible of Gaga to buy and wear this product regardless, especially after protesting fur? If someone doesn't know how this product becomes a product and sees a photo of Stefani wearing the shoes, one would assume that it's fur.
Stefani should really shut her trap. Everything about her is contradictory and full of shit. I'd rather see her run over by a horse instead of wearing one.
Ok, I'm a Madonna fan because I grew up with her. Her best work in my opinion is Confessions on a Dance Floor, hands down. I'm not too excited about M.D.N.A. so far but I do like Girl Gone Wild better than GMAYL. I'm open to hearing more singles from Madonna because when you wrap this whole thing up, she's been around for 30 years plus and is going down in the books like The Beatles and Elvis. So I will always have a soft spot for her.
THIS girl I've been excited about for a while.....Ellie Goulding. Ellie's song "Lights" is No.85 on the Billboard Top 100, peaked at No.79. "Lights" has been on the charts for 10 weeks. Do you know what this tells us? That most people don't know good music if it came in the form of a mack truck driving over you, crushing you under it's weight! I heard the song once on the radio in L.A. Never anywhere else except my mp3 player.
Ellie hails from England. She sings, plays guitar and drums. She's in the pop genre but with a mature twist which I think will appeal to adults more so than teeny boppers such as Little Monsters.
Here's Gaga the day after the launch of her foundation, ever the attention seeker. Look at my tits! Look at my bra! She left her top purposely unzipped to reveal her tits. For what reason though? What statement is she trying to make here? For someone on a mission to end bullying, she makes it so easy to be insulted! I'm not a prude, far from it. I can't stand the double standard imposed on women that men get away with on a daily basis. However I'm sure if a male celebrity exited his New York hotel in freezing temperatures wearing no shirt, he'd be laughed at as well for simply being stupid and an attention seeker. People who fish for compliments and attention are never really liked much. Their behaviour is so transparent that people just don't want to be around them. Stefani is a prime example. If she weren't a pop star, she wouldn't be able to get away with it. Even now she's not totally getting away with it because there is negative press about her, calling her out on her attention seeking ways.
This young girls, is the message Gaga is sending out, dress like a prostitute and expect to be respected. She keeps getting more annoying with each passing second.
If you haven't seen theBorn This Way Foundation Launch yesterday, here it is in full. I finally got around to watching the whole thing and my first initial impression is that Stefani doesn't really have a plan to combat this. Something I suspected from the start. Having said that, I do believe her heart is in the right place. I didn't come away with the impression that she's full of it in this regard. Not totally anyway. I do think she places a huge amount of self importance on herself though.
It sounds like what she wants people to start doing random acts of kindness, which is great. There are and long have been organizations already trying to get this movement going. For example, the World Kindness Movement started in 1997. Or the Australian Kindness Movement and Huggz. So there's isn't anything really revolutionary about what she's trying to do.
The next obvious question is what makes her foundation different from the rest? Followed by what makes her think she can change "culture" as she puts it?
At 18:22, a gay married man with children asks her how her and her foundation are going to make childhood a safer place given all the social networking tools out there to make the children feel unsafe or vulnerable? Gaga responds "well, I'm not going to....you are". She says to him that "it's ok to say you can't use that website or you shouldn't be on that program or this kind of language is inappropriate". Again, parents already know this. Most parents monitor what their kids do on the Internet. Some are successful and some not so much. She isn't saying anything ground breaking or new.
She also relays that the key is for parents to teach their kids to be loving and accepting. That's a very lofty idea. Parents have always been doing that. My parents did the same but did it stop me from picking on someone? No, it didn't. I was picked on a little in elementary school so I chose someone I deemed weaker than me and picked on her. It's a vicious circle. I personally believe that this is what kids do and kids can be so mean. Dare I say it's part of growing up, however unfortunate it is. It's like a pecking order. I'm a firm believer that if you want to understand human behaviour, look toward the animal kingdom. Could we be as simple as the hierarchy in a wolf pack or lion pride? In some ways, I think we are.
Stefani also acknowledges that there is no bullying law that can be passed. She's right, but there are harassment laws and if a teen or child takes it too far, does it warrant an intervention from the law? I would say yes!! Even if an actual charge isn't going to be laid, a little visit from the police would be enough to scare the kid to walk the straight and narrow. My guess is he/she wouldn't bully anymore after that!
As far as the mental anguish in kids goes, that's what psychologists are for. Stefani's foundation doesn't have a cure nor the answers and she acknowledges that. Is that refreshingly honest or not being prepared and not fully knowing what the plan is for her foundation's crusade?
At this point, as frivolous as this is, I'm sick of hearing the word 'brave' and associating it with her. All I hear is her squeaky voice saying "brave" every time I see the word on a page.
Most of her answers to questions posed at her are very repetitive and redundant but she acknowledges it and covers up that fact by saying she's doing that on purpose and aligns herself with John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Um, no thanks. That part I don't buy. Stefani also says "if anyone can get a message out there, it's me". Explain then why a large amount of her fans aren't getting the message? She can't even influence them!