Ugh...really? Anything else you want to add to your Madonna replica life? Maybe you can buy your father a vineyard in Michigan. Or you can paint your new apartment crazy colors like Madge did to her Hollywood Hills home in the 90's.
Or you can pick a random African country and start a charity there. To make it less obvious but still transparent, you can pick India instead.
I can hear the music from Psycho playing in the background.