Google "Lady Gaga" and you're bound to find several news and celebrity gossip outlets singing Gaga's praises, ooo-ing and ah-ing that she's made Twitter history and has more than 20 million followers, 2 million more than Justin Bullshit. When she hit 15 million, it was news. Same with 16, 17 and 18 and so on and so on. Yawn.
Impressive right? Not so fast. One painfully obvious fact that media outlets fail to recognize is if you do the simple math, the numbers don't add up. If Stefani has 20 million followers, with an actual real person representing each follower, then why has she only sold 8 million copies of Born This Way. Or was it 5 million? No, it was actually 8 million shipped but 5 million sold. Whatever. What I mean is if she actually has 20 million legit Twitter followers, shouldn't she have sold 20 million copies of Born This Way by now?
Am I the only one who sees this as suspicious? It's as obvious as Rihanna's poor self image getting wet for Chris Brown's fist that Little Monsters are creating fake accounts to increase their Goddess' fan base by spawning imaginary people. I'm sure Bieber's fans are doing the same and Britney fans and who ever pop tarts fans. I can't imagine legit artists such as Gotye, Kasabian or Kings of Leon's fans signing up fake accounts because, oh I don't know, they're mature.
Maybe if the media took their fists out of Gaga's ass for five minutes and actually used that thing in their head called a brain, they would report the facts. Even during Stefani's Born This Way Foundation launch, one of the panelists was jizzing her pants over Stefani's humongous Twitter following.
Well, I'm calling fake on this one. In addition to her fans, I wouldn't doubt that her record company and media firms are behind this as well. Maybe even dear old dad.
Though I'm sure Stefani's convinced herself in that narcissistic brain of hers that each and everyone are real. No kidding she thinks of herself as a revolutionary with Messiah like qualities. Wouldn't it be funny if she tried to walk on water in the middle of the pacific!
