February 25, 2012

Lady Gaga Smells Like A Hooker?

                       


Here's Stefani talking about her perfume and it's true, it has the essence of blood and semen! This is a clip of Stefani speaking via telephone on Australian radio to The Kyle and Jackie Show explaining her perfume. When Stefani tells Jackie that her perfume will "smell like an expensive hooker", Jackie laughs awkwardly and says "Okay" as in oookkkkaaaayyyy weirdo.  

The perfume is made out of the molecular structures of blood and semen.  The semen is supposed to leave you with that 'after sex' feeling and the blood part is directly taken from her own blood samples so that when you wear her crappy perfume, you have a "sense of wearing her on your skin".  Wow, the narcissism is mind boggling.  Does anyone have a tranquilizer gun for this broad?  No?  How about a taser?  Stefani obviously thinks she's this cultural phenomenon like Ghandi or Jesus that she deserves to be worn on your skin and mix DNA together.  

Usually after sex, people reach for a towel to wipe the semen off of them and Gaga wants you to wear it as a perfume.   I wonder if it's her semen?

How can it be that this woman is sane enough to run a foundation geared to help encourage self esteem and self worth?  There should be a law forbidding mental cases from starting up self help charities. 

Think about it.   Do you think Rihanna should start up a self esteem foundation when she wears the word 'cunt' on a chain around her neck and is allegedly getting back together with Chris Brown, a guy who beat the crap out of her a few years ago?  I would say no.

So how is Gaga any different?   Look at her track record.  See THIS post as a reminder.

No word yet as far as I know on what the perfume will be called.  My guess is 'Gold Dust Whore' or 'S.L.U.T.' or 'Born This Whore' or maybe just 'Hooker'.

Thank you Rimzy for the link.