October 31, 2011

Dear Kris Humphries





I heard today that you got blindsided with a divorce from that whore Kim.  Now, being the type of person I am, I would never give a douche bag like Kim an ounce of attention.  Never watched the show, never bought magazine with her on the cover, never once contributed to anything that would help line her or her family's pockets.  Right now, as hard as it seems, you should get down on your hands and knees and kiss the ground and thank your lucky stars you're free of this bitch and her disgusting family.

I see now that they are trying to make you look like the bad guy and a publicity whore. TMZ can spin whatever story they want to the sound of Kris Jenner's wallet opening ----- don't worry, no one believes them.  Nothing can be more transparent than this joke of a family.  I'm sorry you got used and were part of their ploy for money and ratings.  The only person this was a marriage to was you.  To them, you were someone to cast in a role.  Someone to use so that bitch could have her lavish wedding on TV and gain ratings, money and relevance.  You were just part of their ploy, their game, to her and her cunty mother.  She will treat you now like you never mattered in the first place.  Kim Cuntdashian will treat you like vermin.  She will treat you with no respect.  This was all part of their plan from the start only you weren't told about the plan.

$17,000,000.  Again I say, $17,000,000.  How unbelievably disgusting.  How disgusting that this insane amount of money was spent on a wedding.  A wedding that formed a union that wasn't even worth more than 72 days.  A union that didn't even deserve the benefit of therapy or trying to work things out.  It makes me ill when the whole world is suffering economically and there's people struggling, protesting and starving in the world today who could have benefited from that money and it's pissed away into the wind.  All for a sham wedding designed to bring in money and ratings.  Kris Humphries was just the unlucky chump who got selected.  If it wasn't him, it would've been someone else. He was just a nameless, faceless person.  I wonder who the next sucker's gonna be?

That thing of a reality thing decided that was it and Kris was cut off.  Plus she has Ryan Seacrest confirm it!  How low. 

But what do you expect from a Beverly Hills brat who was put on the map because of a sex tape?  Is this what warrants fame and adoration in Hollywood?  What is society reducing itself to when they flip the station to their "reality" show?  Why is society helping to propel these douche bags toward stardom?  And for what?  WHAT?  What have they done or contributed to be worthy of this?  No one would know who they are if it weren't for Kim's sex tape.  

You know what you should do Kris?  You should buy the rights to her sex tape and use that as leverage to get whatever the fuck you want.  That's what I would do.  And once I got it, I would play it in every cinema across the U.S.A., for free.  And get your ring back.  Don't feel so bad.  She's getting uglier and uglier by the minute.  Kim K looks like a hard done by tranny. She's tacky, stupid, pathetic and classless.

For the rest of you, whoever you are, whomever comes to read this blog, if you watch their show, PLEASE STOP!!!!  They do not deserve the ratings, attention, fame or money.  They are a vile, shallow, money grubbing, heartless, soulless family that will stop at nothing to get what they want.  Nothing is sacred to them.  Nothing is private.  Nothing matters.  Everything and everyone is a pawn in their game.   

STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO THEM!


October 30, 2011

Monstersbrain is Psycho!

Oh what the heck....I'll make it easy for you.  Check out monstersbrain, Gaga's future psycho stalker's Twitter feed HERE

Here's a couple screen shots to show you the crazy that's been defecating all over this board.  This is a prime example of a Gaga fan that would find nothing wrong if Gaga were to rape a small child on stage with her monster claw.  It would be "art". 




GAGA SUED! Accused of Ripping Off Judas


UPDATE: OCT 30:  For those delusional Gaga fans who enjoy throwing around that Madonna was sued for plagiarism and Gaga wasn't....NEWFLASH...not true.  Gaga was also sued by some opportunist nobody as Madonna was.  Gaga's case has not gone to trial yet but it will.  Here's my original post from August as well as a few links to other stories reporting on this.  So suck on that. 

MTV 

BET 

HUFFINGTON POST 

REUTERS 

Are those reputable enough sources for you assholes? 



A singer by the name of Rebecca Francescatti has sued Stefani in federal court for ripping off her 1999 song called "Juda".  Rebecca claims the similarities aren't a coincidence because her former bass player, Brian Gaynor, is now employed by a music company that wrote 17 songs on Gaga's "Born This Way". 

I heard the song "Juda" and I personally can't hear the similarities.  I think this girl is reaching.  I was really hoping to find that there is a viable charge here because Stefani rips off so many artists and it's time she faced the consequences.  

If anything, "Judas" sounds a hell of lot like "WannaBe" by Loli Lux and I was seriously hoping if anyone was suing for CrapGa for "Judas", it was Loli.

You can listen to "Juda" here.

Here's the original post about Loli Lux's song I wrote back in June.

GaGa does it again, doing what she does best, ripping off other artists.   Loli wrote "Wanna Be" back in 2009 and released the song in 2010.  Loli Lux, a NYC based underground artist and DJ, ran in the same circles as Stefani Germanotta before she became famous.  

Loli goes on to say “I have always crossed paths with Gaga through having mutual friends, it’s not the first time she has borrowed ideas from me. It was previously my DJ trademark to wear military hats but I had to stop that after Gaga started doing the same.” 

Loli reached out to RedOne and sent him her demo of "Wanna Be".   What Loli got next was a huge slap in the face.  RedOne was the producer on Gaga's "Judas".  Amazingly, Gaga's failure of a song has the exact same hook as Loli's "Wanna Be".  
No doubt Gaga knew exactly where her "Judas" hook came from.  What she and RedOne did is called stealing.  There is no other word for it.  Loli Lux, in my opinion, has a clear cut case to take this fraud Gaga to court and she should.


“It’s sad when my work is ripped off like that but I have more new and really great unreleased material that I will keep safely guarded for now.” says Loli.

Listen to Loli's song below and judge for yourself.  Loli's song is much better than the flop song "Judas" and she is much easier on the eyes. 


Lady Gaga in India: Obnoxious, Hypocritical, and Clueless

Lady Gaga is on a quest to conquer India, but as usual, she's all style and no substance.
Gaga is in India this weekend to perform in the Indian Formula One Grand Prix closing ceremony, though it'd be more accurate to say she's there in an attempt to make as much money as possible off of the world's second largest country.

 Lady Gaga Doesn't Know Her Market
 The celebrity-worshiping Indian media fawned over her at a press conference in Delhi today. She showed up an hour late (the hour spent, no doubt, on arranging the ridiculous "tribute" to the Indian flag in her hair—a tribute which, if it was supposed to even remotely resemble the colors of the Indian flag, failed miserably) and appeared completely indifferent to anything outside her little world of manufactured pop music.

She condescendingly and cheaply attempted to conflate the idea of reincarnation (talking about reincarnation in India? How very Eat, Pray, Love of her) with her album, Born This Way. But Lady Gaga proved to be her typically shallow self when it came to discussing facets of pop culture in India. When asked about Indian (and global) superstar Shahrukh Khan, she had no idea who he was. It was a pathetic level of preparation—even silly Paris Hilton managed to do better cultural research before arriving in India last month.

Lady Gaga wants to become popular in rural India but ignores (or is totally ignorant of) the fact that no one in that demographic can afford her CDs or concerts (and frankly, they probably wouldn't care even if they could). She's attempting to market her provocative and often freakish act to one of the most religiously conservative areas on Earth.

Gaga Will Never be Popular in India
She thinks putting a bit of green and gold in her hair and wearing a dress by an Indian designer is all the effort that's required to win over India. Her management might want to think again. She's a blip on the music radar even in urban India, where radio stations are far more likely to play Chammak Challo than Pokerface. In a nation where film music has 99% of the radio and television market, Lady Gaga is going to need to do a lot more than just show up and prattle on about reincarnation to win fans. She'll have to make a genuine, sincere effort when it comes to India.
And of course as everybody knows all too well, genuine and sincere aren't really part of Gaga's repertoire.

LINK TO ORIGINAL ARTICLE HERE

FYI:  This is just as ignorant as when she went to Japan and did the whole panda tribute; confusing the symbol of China with Japanese culture.  Shallow and ignorant indeed.


October 29, 2011

Gaga, Grammy's and Adele

The Grammy's are set to air on February 12th, 2012 and the artist's song nominations have been submitted.  Adele's submitted her monster hit Rollin' In The Deep and Someone Like You.  Stefani's submitted her two floptastic songs Flopas Judas and Flop and I You and I.  Some might scratch their heads and wonder why she chose to leave out her unfortunate hit of a song Born This Way and the other sort of hit Edge of Glory

The answer is simple.  Stefani is scared shitless of Adele.  The whole planet knows that Adele is going to clean house and Stefani, being the megalomaniac that she is clearly would not be able to handle Adele cutting her to pieces at the Grammy awards.  In order to save face, Stefani submits her two dead on arrival singles knowing that they don't stand a chance even on the best of days against Adele.  That's an easier pill to swallow because the songs stink of crap.  What's even more interesting is instead of believing in herself, just like she preaches to the masses of monsters, and submitting her two hits and taking that chance, she instead puts her head down, tail between her legs and whimpers off like an ego stung child. So much for being brave and fearless.  She's basically saying that even her recent hits aren't that great and I'm inclined to agree. 

Stefani knows that even if she submitted Born This Way and Edge of Glory to go up against Adele, she's gonna lose and lose big.  To have her two hit songs lose to Adele is going to trigger a tsunami of suicidal tendencies.  OK, I'm being sarcastic there but it's not gonna be good for her.  Especially since one of her hits is a clone of Express Yourself, something that will follow her for the rest of her life, and the music world and her peers did not smile fondly upon that.  Except for Elton John but that's probably because Gaga lets him suck her dick.  

Not even her antics and desperate plays at being avant garde are enough to save her this time.  Adele's 21 has already broken Gaga’s digital album sales record for The Fame.  Stefani should just skip the Grammy Awards next year, stay home, crush some Oxycontin, snort it and sleep the loss off.  It will be all better in the morning. 

R.I.P.
LADY GAGA






October 28, 2011

Gaga Scissorhands

                       

Music I Like

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Meet Kasabian.  If you don't know them, you should.  They hail from the UK.  This song, Vlad the Impaler, is my favourite.  Kasabian has yet to crack the US market, if they will at all since they aren't generic pop crap.    

I'm not sure how they're doing in the Canadian market.  I discovered them while I was living in Europe last year.  The video above is just the song and the video below is the band performing the song live.  They are amazing.  Enjoy. 



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Ah......real music.





October 27, 2011

Madonna To Perform at the Super Bowl, Beats Gaga



Yup, she beat Gaga.  Stefani was also in the running to perform at the Super Bowl Half Time Show but organizers decided on Madonna, obviously!  Madonna's invited M.I.A. to perform at the show alongside with her as well as Nicki Minaj.  Ugh!  I don't mind some of M.I.A.'s stuff.  I'm not a fan but at least she has substance.  But Nicki Minaj???  She's just has bad and annoying as Stefani.  I find solace knowing that neither Nicki or Stefani will matter in a few years.


I guess the decision between Madonna and Stefani really isn't all that surprising.  If you had to choose between Seafood Linguine and Macaroni and Cheese, and you had good taste, the choice is obvious.  

How's that for irrelevant. 
R.I.P. Lady Gaga



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Skip to 2:07.  I guess it's true, Lady Gaga really doesn't care about money.  Thank you Royal Lioness for the link.

Nice try!


Lady Gaga Sings the National Anthem

                       

October 24, 2011

Lady Who??






Last night at Madonna's London preimere of her film W.E., a fan who got in to see the film allegedly overheard Madge give a verbal eye roll when asked about Lady Gaga.


The fan is quoted as saying:

"Everyone took their seats and with a brief introduction to the stage Madonna made her entrance. Madonna then went on to introduce the movie before taking her seat. My favorite Madonna moment of the night occurred once Madonna was seated when a fan seated behind her shouted out something relating to the Lady Gaga comparison to which Madonna responded “Lady Who?!!!” I thought great response!!!"


Who knows if this really happened or if it did, in what context Madonna meant it.  If it happened, maybe saying "Lady Who?" shows that Madonna is so over Stefani the way so many others are over her.  Stefani's given Madonna the right to make snarky remarks.  Since Bad Romance, there hasn't been anything original about Stefani except for her DNA.  Stefani's fans hate the comparisons because they are true and they can't handle or accept them.  It's like telling someone who's obsessed with their significant other that he or she is cheating on them.  You can't accept it and denial kicks in.  They deny it kicking and screaming.

Gaga is not a free bitch.  She is a copy bitch.


Lady Xerox


Turns out it is true!  Here's the video.  Skip to 5:50 or just before.  Someone yells out "You look gorgeous Madonna" then a few seconds later someone else yells "Who needs Lady Gaga" or something like that.  Then listen very close, you can hear what sounds like "Lady Who?" from Madonna.  She didn't have a mic at that point because she took her seat.  

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October 22, 2011

Lady Gaga Plagiarism of Sebastian Ingrosso & Steve Angello

                                 


Surprise!!  More plagiarism!! So Judas now is a rip off of this remix and Loli Lux's WannaBe.  We can add that to this list:

Born This Way rips off Express Yourself and Be Happy (Girl's Generation)

Fashion of His Love rips off I Wanna Dance With Someone (Whitney Houston)

Marry The Night rips off What A Feeling by Irene Cara with beat taken from Girls On Film (Duran Duran)

So Happy I Could Die rips off Pocket Full of Sunshine (Natasha Bedingfield)

Alejandro rips off Don't Turn Around (Ace of Base) with video concept lifted from Madonna's Vogue.

Dance in the Dark rips of Strange Love (Depeche Mode)

Government Hooker = Orgy's cover of Blue Monday plus the original by New Order and Britney Spears "Gimmie More"


Edge Of Glory = Cher's Song For The Lonely

Electric Chapel guitar riff rips of "We Share The Same Sun" by Heideroosjes - a Dutch punk band.  

Gosh, there's so many it's hard to keep track.  Did I miss anything?




                                                                                                                                                    

October 21, 2011

Only......



an idiot does this to their face.  This is Rick Genest.  Rick appeared in Stefani's Born This Way video.  Why an earth would someone do this to themselves?  Not gonna look so good when you 65 Rick! And it doesn't look good now.  He's just going to be known as that weird tattooed guy in Gaga's video.

Oh, and he wasn't born that way.  Just sayin'

Lady Gaga Plagiarizes Song By South Korean Girl Group

                                             

So there's this girlie pop group from South Korea called Girl's Generation, that are pretty famous in South Korea and Asia.  They've been around since 2007 and they recorded a song called Be Happy, which sounds eerily similar to Born This Way.  

I wonder if GagaTroll was trolling the web, preying on unsuspecting artist, lurking about, ready to steal their work?  Looks like Stefani took Express Yourself, sped it up to sound like Be Happy and there you have Born This Way. But who cares right?  It's just a girl group from South Korea.  No one will notice and no one will care.   It's just "chord progressions" anyway.  

Anyway, listen to the songs and you decide if they sound identical.  Both suck.  You've been warned.                                                                                                                                                     
                          

October 20, 2011

Gaga Scares Crows Away In Japan



Since August 2011 at the start of rice season, Gaga scarecrows have been popping up all over the Japanese countryside in an effort to keep rice paddies safe from crows and other creatures.  Stefani is that scary that farmers felt the only thing that could possibly work to scare the birds away was to use Stefani's likeness.  No doubt it's proven to be quite effective.

Some farmers toyed with the idea of contacting Gaga's peeps to try to bring the plagiarist singer to Japan to sit in the rice paddy herself.  That idea was quickly dismissed as other farmers were concerned that she might steal their crops like she stole money from her "Pray for Japan" charity bracelet scam.

Back in February 2010, an English wheat farmer thought up the same thing!

Check out his version here.

Oh what the heck.  Here's a sneak peek.


October 19, 2011

The Real "Marry the Night" Cover



Looks like she leaned a little to the left and lit her fart on fire.

October 18, 2011

Lady Gaga - the Music Industry Troll Strikes Again

Stefani just can't let Britney Spears enjoy her moment.  She screwed up Britney's Tribute at the VMA's because she couldn't shut up and had to steal the spotlight from Britney and completely ruin Britney's moment with her embarrassing Jo Calderone schtick.  Awkward.  Britney should have pushed her off the stage with her foot.  

And now?  Last night Britney released her video for her next single "Criminal".  You can see from her Twitter screen shots that I just took how long ago they were posted and how excited she is to show her video to her fans.


Then, along came a spider, Gaga who just couldn't wait to steal Britney's thunder and at the last minute she decides to release her cover for her Steal Marry the Night single.  Here's Stefani's tweets that coincide with Britney's.  Stefani disguises her shifty art by putting the onus on her little monsters by saying if they make "Marry The Night Single Cover" the No.1 trending topic on Twitter, she will release it early.  Well guess what?  Twitter blocked it from trending but she released it anyway.  Make no mistake, this was a premeditated swipe to steal the focus away from Britney's new video and put the focus directly back on her - just like a narcissist and a sneaky, manipulative, underhanded sociopath would do.   This had nothing, nada, zilch, to do with love for her fans.

Isn't it strange that she just suddenly decided "Whoops!  I love my monsters so much! I just have to release the cover now".  She does not love you.  Stefani's only goal was a self serving one and that was to rip the rug out from under Britney Spears. 



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What's with the comment about the vessel for rebirth?  Sounds like a obvious attempt to sound artistic, poetic and deep but crashed more like a glass thrown off a 550 foot cliff.  Fail.

Now, I'm not a fan of either of them but I can spot a saboteur when I see one and that is exactly what Stefani has been doing ever since Femme Fatale came out.  That whole fakery when Gaga went to Britney's concert and bowed to her was just a mockery.  She probably went to the show with a note pad and pen to jot down ideas for her next tour.   Stefani in no way feels that Britney is worth anything next to her.  Or she feels so completely insecure and threatened that she has to sabotage anything that Britney does.  Just like when Stefani and Pigrez Hilton plotted to ruin Christina Aguliera's Bionic before it came out.  Remember that?

Wanna see the cover for her dated, 80's throwback, cheesy, Meatloaf-ish song Marry the Night?  Here it is.




October 17, 2011

Now Gaga's Noisy Shoes Won't STFU

Apparently Lady Gaga's favourite shoes are making audible sounds that can only be heard in her own head.  The Queen of Narcissism cannot have a moment of normality because she always needs to be reminded through ladies apparel that she is worshipped and that she's better than everyone else.

Stefani says “There’s this one pair of shoes I’ve had for years and they cost like 25 dollars", the Sun quoted her as saying.

“I have such an emotional attachment to the shoes that every time I see them I can hear the fans screaming.”

Can you just picture it?  The Tinkerbell moment happens in real time, all the time.  She puts on those little shoes, clicks her heels three times and like magic, there she is back on stage reveling in the screams of little monsters, crying for her, begging to touch her, fainting at her mere presence.  Always needing that constant reminder that she's a superstar.  

                                                                                                                                                                  

Stefani exits from the glass of her boudoir, looking disturbed and insecure.  Nicola Formichetti is surfing the net for the next thing he can help Gaga steal for tomorrow's photo shoot.

Stefani
BITCH! Where's my fucking shoes????!!!

Nicola looks up and leaps to pick up Stefani's shoes.

Nicola Formichetti
Here!

Stefani
Ah! Oh how I needed you my little cheap shoes, my little monsters that I wear on my feet.

Stefani puts the shoes on and walks to the mirror and makes an orgasmic face.

Stefani
Mmmm.  Oh...ah!  Can you hear that Nicola?

Nicola looking puzzled responds

Nicola
Hear what?

Stefani
Them! Can you hear them?

Nicole
Them?

Stefani
Yes silly!  My little monsters!  Can't you hear them screaming. Screaming for me.  They love
me.  They want me! I mean, who wouldn't? Look at me! 
I'm Lady Gaga!
Everytime I put on these shoes, I can hear them screaming for me, wanting me, pulling at me.

Stefani closes her eyes and starts swaying back and forth and dancing by herself and softly singing under her breath

 Stefani
Yeah something about, baby, you and I
You and I
You, you and I
You, you and I
You, you and I, I
You and I 
 
If I go for more than 5 minutes without my shoes when I'm alone, I start to feel as if
I'm fading into the background.  As if, if, I'm not special anymore.  As if I'm back in high school
again. OH NO! Not high school! ARGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH! MAKE IT STOP,
MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Stefani starts violently shaking and pulling at her hair and biting her arms.

Nicola
Gaga! Stop it!

Nicola rushes to Gaga's side and grabs her by the shoulders and slaps her.  Stefani stops and looks
at him, stunned.

Stefani
What did you do that for?

Nicola
Bitch, you started freaking out! Pull your shit together girl!

Nicola rubs Stefani's shoulders.

Nicola
I can hear them.  I can hear them all the time.  They LOVE you. Everyone loves you.  
There's no one like you Gaga.

Stefani
Not even Madonna?

Nicola
No, not even Madonna.  Madonna? That fucking hack?  Who's Madonna?

Stefani and Nicola start laughing uncontrollably.

Nicola
Now come with me baby girl.  Come have a look at what I found online.

Nicola leads Stefani to his laptop. 

Nicola
Look here.

Stefani
What is it?

Nicola
It's Pink.  She's the next one were going to *cough* pay homage to.  We'll cut your hair real short
and now you're going to be all punk rock type but more bad ass because Pink is a 
wanna be.  We'll throw in some Courtney Love and you'll learn to play
guitar and when you're up on stage, you put that right foot on
the amplifier just like Courtney does. 

Stefani
Oooo.....I like it, I really, really like it.

                                                                                                                                                                 

There, I just wrote a scene for Stefani's upcoming Lifetime MOW (movie of the week).


October 14, 2011

Gaga Displays Narcissistic Behavior While in London



When Gaga was in London last week she popped to a local boozer and was a bit miffed when no one recognised her. Minus her usual face full of slap, wacky wig and outrageous outfit, she drew no attention whatsoever while sipping vodka and tonic at the Duke of Wellington pub in Chelsea.

I’m told: “Staff didn’t recognise her. She had no make-up on and very normal clothes, just baggy trousers and butch, black, flat shoes. And definitely no wig.

“Gaga was chatting to staff, complimenting one on her tattoo.

“But within half an hour she was overheard saying, ‘This is crazy, I can’t believe no one recognises me.’ Weirdly, she then started making outrageous comments to people passing by and generally drawing attention to herself.”


 

October 13, 2011

Gaga - Marry the Night Video

Oh, I see.  This is the look she's going for.

Madonna's Papa Don't Preach video stills and Lady Xerox on the set of her Copy Marry the Night video

Lady Gaga Doesn't Care for Children's Fun

Lady Goo Goo
Lady Gaga once again proves that in addition to being a thief, she is a greedy f$%*ing bitch AND a liar when she says she doesn't care about money.

                                                                                                                                                                   



Lady Gaga has taken legal action and successfully blocked Lady Goo Goo, a cartoon parody by Moshi Monsters, the popular children’s website, from performing songs such as “Peppy-razzi”.

Mind Candy, the company behind Moshi Monsters, had been hoping that Lady Goo Goo’s “Moshi Dance” might become a number-one hit after it received millions of views on YouTube.

But Lady Gaga, one of Universal Music’s most successful artists, sought an injunction just a week before the single was due to go on sale on Apple’s iTunes last month, claiming that it could cause confusion among consumers.

Moshi Monsters, which is based in East London’s “Tech City” cluster of start-ups and has 50m registered users, is still allowed to use the Lady Goo Goo character in its games but some parents may be relieved to know that her Crazy Frog-style must fall silent. 

On Monday, Justice Vos prevented Mind Candy from “promoting, advertising, selling, distributing or otherwise making available to the public The Moshi Dance or any musical work or video which purports to be performed by a character by the name of Lady Goo Goo, or which otherwise uses the name Lady Goo Goo or any variant thereon”.

Michael Acton Smith, founder and chief executive of Mind Candy, said the ruling was a “huge disappointment”, as the single was to be the first release for a new Moshi Music label. Mind Candy has successfully diversified its virtual world into a large number of physical products, including the UK’s most popular children’s magazine. 

“It’s pretty obvious that kids will be able to tell the difference between the two characters,” said Mr Smith. “The shame is that millions of kids fell in love with Lady Goo Goo’s debut single on YouTube and now won’t be able to enjoy her musical exploits. It was all done in the name of fun and we would have thought that Lady Gaga could have seen the humour behind this parody.”

                                                                                                                                                                  

She is one piece of work isn't she.  Take a listen to the song in the video below.  This is the song that Stefani blocked from being sold on iTunes because it "might cause confusion".  Seriously?  I wonder if Stefani has even heard it. Even a fetus couldn't confuse the two songs.  So now, the popular Moshi character, a favourite among small children, can sing no more, which in turn ruins the fun for so many young children as the Lady Goo Goo character was a much loved one.

"Might cause confusion".  You do know what that really means don't you.  It means that if "consumers" were to actually become confused, which they won't, they might BUY the Moshi song thinking it's Bad Romance and if that happens, Stefani doesn't get any extra money.  How is this any different than the Mini Pops, which have covered at least two Gaga songs?

Way to go Stefani!  Thanks a lot for upsetting tons of small children just so you can keep your pockets swollen. Corporate bitch is what you are.  Artist schmarist.

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I AM NOT MOVING - Short Film - Occupy Wall Street

October 12, 2011

Gaultier on Gaga

Designer Jean Paul Gaultier sat down with Último Secundo while in Brazil at the Rio Film Festival.  This is what he had to say about Stefani and Madonna.

On Madonna

“Working with Madonna has been a fabulous experience, one of the best of my career.  We have the same vision.  She’s unique.  She’s feminine, but at the same time, she’s the biggest man I know. She’s an incredible woman.”

Is Lady Gaga the new Madonna?


“Nobody can be like Madonna. She does things that Madonna has already done.  Madonna is also very beautiful.  She can be a blonde, a redhead, black-haired.  Lady Gaga can’t do it.”


T H E   E N D 


 
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Lady Xerox Learns Sanskrit

Lady Gaga seems to truly be following in Madonna's footsteps. The "Born This Way" singer is showing a keen interest in learning Sanskrit, just like Madonna, who sang an entire song called "Shanti/Ashtangi" in the language on the "Ray of Light album".

Gaga's interest in Sanskrit developed when she found out Madonna was interested in it heard about the Indian language during one of her yoga sessions. Now she's keen to read books on it and learn to speak a couple of lines as well.

A source reveals, "Gaga is definitely influenced by Indian culture and the sounds. She got a taste of it when she collaborated with Salim-Suleiman on the "Born this Way" remix. During their interactions, Gaga was eager to know about Indian influences on Western artistes."

Even though she doesn't have a Sanskrit teacher yet, Gaga is definitely curious to read up and learn more about the language. She has yet to start work on new material, but she's keen on using Sanskrit influences in her up coming album."

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Wow. We should just call her Lady Clonedonna from now on.  I wonder what the next life path of Madonna's Lady Xerox will take from?  Let's see, there's Madonna's Latin phase, Japanese phase. Let's not forget the dominatrix phase.....oh wait, Stefani's already used that one.  Um, oh right!!!  Stefani can study Kabbalah and give herself a Jewish name like Madonna did.  Madonna's is Esther and Stefani can use that one too.

Here's a video of Madonna featuring Lenny Kravitz, performing her song Shanti/Ashtangi at the 1998 VMA's.

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October 11, 2011

Be Yourself

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Starring Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj.  There are no better living examples of authenticity than those who took the time out of their busy schedule to film this PSA. 

October 10, 2011

Add Another One To The List: Bai Ling Feels Gaga Copied Her

Actress Bai Ling, known for her wacky sense of style, was on The Howard Stern Show this past weekend where she states that she feels Stefani copied from her as well.

“Yes, [she stole my look] for sure, and I hope one day she’ll dress like me and come on your show,” she vented to Howard.

I guess Bai Ling doesn't know that Stefani was already on the Howard Stern show and already did that.  Stefani can now add Bai Ling to the ever growing list of A-D list celebrities that have accused her of jacking their style.  




October 7, 2011

Lady Gaga: When The Annoying Has Become Pandemic

by Miss Stef 

When Lady Gaga first exploded on to the scene with her hit Just Dance,  I found myself really warming up to her fast. I thought "There's something about this one.  She's different".  I remember being in Thailand when Poker Face was out.  It was December 2008 and that song was everywhere.  When that song came on at a nightclub, I would always catch myself singing along to it and dancing.  I'm not a fan of the pop stars of the past decade or so,  so when Gaga came out, she seemed like a breath of fresh air.  It didn't take long for her to leave a bad taste in my mouth as she is with many, many others.  Gaga morphed from being this new, enigmatic musical force in to the most annoying caricature of a pop star from the minute she started opening her mouth.  This exasperating hurricane was picking up speed, unleashing a never ending torrent of feces across the planet.  However, it looks like that hurricane is about to hit land.

So what is it about Gaga that is so insufferably annoying? Where do I begin!


The Hypocrisy and the Lies


“It’s just a personal choice that I don’t like to buy diamond watches or Range Rovers or expensive houses. I just like to spend money on the show. I’d rather have the biggest show on earth than the biggest house.”

"Because I just really don't give a fuck about money at all. I just came from my apartment in Brooklyn that's smaller than this studio." 

"Money and recognition were never a driving factor for me.  I was driven by recognition by showbiz. What does come along with showbiz is recognition, but the money goes right back into the show. If I had to give it all away, every dollar that I've earned, I would." (Isn't that the same thing? Nice play on words) 

What you just read are quotes from Lady Gaga.  What you read is also complete bullshit.  



This is Lady Gaga's home in Bel Air.  I'm not sure if she rents it but either way, it was hers at one point.  As you can see from these pictures, she doesn't care about money at all.

On top of that, there's the corporate deals. Google, Barney's, Polaroid, Heartbeats Headphones, Best Buy, Amazon, Coty, Estee Lauder, Backplane, Bre.ad, Zynga.  About Zynga, Zynga created GaGaVille, which is even more annoying than Farmville, where fans can get exclusive tracks as well as Gaga virtual items to use in Zynga’s games. Talk about shameless self promotion from someone who says she was never driven by recognition or doesn't care about money.  She's certainly jumping into bed with all these huge companies for what? Be ignored?  Lose popularity?
I don't have a problem with anyone making money and I'm certainly not saying to shun it.  But don't go around saying you don't care about it when clearly that is not the case.  One doesn't ink million dollar deals with corporate America to become poor.  A "starving artist" is starving for a reason and it's because they aren't getting rich doing what they love.  Gaga is not art.  Gaga is a corporation that is brilliant at spitting out a product and mass marketing it to a target audience. Gaga must think people are really stupid to believe her lies.  Oh wait, they are because they have.  Which leads me to the next part.


The Little Monster Cult and the Continuation of Lies

I want my fans to love themselves. It's almost like I want to hypnotize them so when they hear my music they love themselves instantly.
Lady Gaga  

 
What better way to secure one of the largest fan bases then by tapping in to the weakest areas of the human psyche.  Fear and love.  Everyone wants to be loved and accepted and everyone is afraid of rejection and abandonment.  The Gaga Machine used that knowledge, and through music and dialogue, she managed to put a seductive cloud over a large number of young people and manipulated them for personal gain.  She told you that you were an outcast.  She told you that you were different.  She told you that you were special.  She told you that you were born this way.  She accepted you when no one else would.  She told you she loves you and now you love you.  Now you think you are connected and a part of the "monster family".  How? Because she's hypnotized you with her music and drove her monster claw deep into your soul. How did you get hypnotized? You listened to her music; you listened to her spoken words.  In order to listen to her music, you had to buy her music and concert tickets.  You helped make her famous.  You helped make her rich.  As long as your only path to loving yourself is through Gaga's music, you keep her relevant and rich.  Brilliant isn't it. It's also annoying.


Every bit of me is devoted to love and art. And I aspire to try to be a teacher to my young fans who feel just like I felt when I was younger. I just felt like a freak. I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm trying to liberate them, I want to free them of their fears and make them feel that they can make their own space in the world.
Lady Gaga

What makes this statement wrong is that Gaga doesn't know for certain that her young fans felt the same way she supposedly did at their age.  How could she possibly know that? She's assuming they do.  She took everyone who liked her music and packed them neatly into this nice little box.  She's calling you all freaks and telling you to embrace your freakishness because baby, you were born this way.  She's appointed herself to be your teacher but nobody was asking for a teacher, let alone asking her to be the teacher.  Why does she feel her message is more important than others that she had to put herself up on this pedestal and crown herself the messiah of self acceptance?  It's called Narcissism. One of the key characteristics of a cult leader is an over exaggerated sense of self importance.  Why do you think she wears 10 foot heels for?  To make sure she always stays above you.  They are master manipulators.  They draw people to them and charm them.  Gaga's mastered all of this through her manufactured pop act.  Why?  To make money and fill her need for power through control could be a reason.  All of this is not to benefit you but to benefit her. 

We also know that Gaga wasn't born the way she is.  She's manufactured. Period.  

When I was in high school, someone like her would've been dubbed a "know it all" and everyone knows that "know it all's" are annoying.  

“For all my love little monsters i am your mom you are my child in my hand i protect you like my eyes but don't worry ill catch you if you fall.”
― Lady Gaga


For God sakes! How?  Spoken like a true narcissist with a messiah complex.  How can she catch you if you fall?  She doesn't even know you.  You don't know her.  All you know of her is an image she so precisely controls, being ever so careful to make sure she's presented a certain way by the media.  You think you know her because she manipulates you to believe that no one on this earth except for her knows what makes you tick.  That she loves you so much.  She knows nothing about you and this is a fact.  It's not logically or rationally possible that she knows all her fans personally and can save them.


Another huge flashing sign of this is Jamey Rodemeyer.  Gaga did a damn good job catching him didn't she.  So good in fact that he chose to off himself instead.

And this whole "Mother Monster" thing and her fans calling her "mommy" is just creepy.  Stop it.  It's annoying. 

Her Clothing

One big eye roll.  Kermit the Frog.  The over the top theatrics screaming "Look at me, look at me!" and then labeling herself a "Fashion Icon".  Need I say more?  Annoying.


Vocabulary, Comments and Discourse

Have you ever heard Gaga speak?  Or have you read any of the comments she makes?  If you have and you happen to be one of those who can see past the lies, you've probably been perplexed by some of the things that roll off this woman's tongue.  It's all an attempt to sound highly intellectual, artistic and deep but usually ends up making no sense at all.  

“Live your eyeliner, breathe your lipstick, and kill for each other
-Lady Gaga via twitter”
― Lady Gaga

“Sexuality is half poison and half liberation. What’s the line? I don’t have a line. ”
― Lady Gaga 

There's no stopping. I didn't create the fame, the fame created me.”
― Lady Gaga

“Being gay is like glitter, it never goes away.”
― Lady Gaga 


What? Are you stumped too? Why is she telling her fans to kill for each other?  What does this mean "The fame created me"?  How does glitter never go away?  This is nonsensical gibberish.  More like Lady Blah Blah.

Then there's the dramatics.  If anyone could be the poster child for a Drama Queen, Gaga's your lady.  She's always crying over one thing or another that you can't help but wonder how much of it is contrived.  

 “I remember watching the mascara tears flood the ivories and I thought, "It's OK to be sad." I've been trained to love my darkness.”
― Lady Gaga

Oh please.  That has got to be one of the corniest things I've read.   

“What I have learned the most from my fans, and what you will hear most on Born This Way, is that it is part of my destiny is to take the bullets, but my heart keeps on beating. You cannot destroy me. Because I am an art piece.” - Lady Gaga

She's now become a martyr and an art piece.  Say what? An art piece?  Listen lady, you're no Mona Lisa and in DaVinci's era, you would've been the fly he swatted when it landed on his canvas. Your art is plagiarism so that makes you more of a "Plagiarism Piece" and your constant copying without giving credit makes you annoying.

The Ego and the Arrogance

Gaga passes herself off as just a simpleton like all of you.  She wants you to believe that she is humble and down to earth.  Nothing can be further from the truth.  Just like a narcissist, she really thinks she is better than you. She has got to be one of the most pretentious and arrogant entertainers alive.   Just listen to some of the things she's said.  

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Just who is this bitch she is talking about?  She is obviously putting down any other artist that she thinks isn't as great as her.  That statement alone reeks of arrogance.



In this video, she says that she's like Tinkerbell and like Tinkerbell, she will die if you don't clap for her.  So clap for her damn it! Then she wants you to scream for her. SCREAM FOR HER!  Gaga is just dying for adoration and attention. I think the whole arena should've went silent and sat on their hands.

This is what she had to say to RWD Magazine about the lousy follow up to The Fame called Born This Way.

“The album is my absolute greatest work I’ve ever done and I’m so excited about it.”

“The message, the melodies, the direction, the meaning, what it will mean to my fans and what it will mean in my own life – it’s utter liberation".

“I knew I had an ability to change the world when I started to receive letters from fans: ‘You saved my life…’ ‘I’m gay and my parents threw me out…’

“My fans have related to me as a human being and as a non-human being – as a super-human person that I truly am.”

“Beyoncé said: ‘Where the f**k do you get these ideas from?’ And I was like: ‘I don’t know Bee, it was just the way I was born’.”



This woman really thinks she's the messiah sent by the Gods to save the world.  The level of arrogance is unbelievable.  If Lady Gaga wasn't famous and she was a friend at school or a work colleague and she uttered these things, you would think she was stuck up and full of herself which makes her annoying and you know it.  She wouldn't be someone you'd want to spend a Saturday night with.  The only reason her fans don't feel that way about her is because she's a celebrity and she's thrown the wool over their eyes in a bad way.  Her fans are chumps. 



The Gays


There a storm brewing and there's a large number of gays turning against Gaga.  Lady Gaga appointed herself the Ambassador to the Gay Rights Movement.  For some reason, she thought they needed a leader to speak for them and there was no one better to wear that helmet than her.  Gaga released her single Born This Way which sounds so incredibly gay, so over the top gay that it reinforces every single stereotype and cliche that the gay community has been trying to move away from.  

Don't be a drag, just be a queen.

I've heard from several gay men that they aren't interested in being queens.  That they just want to be treated like a human being and not thought of as a theatrical parody running up and down the street at a pride parade with underwear on their head. I'm not gay and I have no idea what it's like to be gay or what a gay man or woman felt when they first realized they were gay or when they had to tell their family. I found an interesting article written on the subject.  Here's an excerpt and you can click this LINK to read the full article by Wallace Wylie.

                                                                                                                                                                   

I wanted to add a postscript. As many have probably seen, Lady Gaga made a video asking for the repeal of ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’. While humbly positioning herself as the voice of her generation, she also made this curious statement:

“We are not asking you to agree with or approve the moral implications of homosexuality”

Now, can someone tell me the moral implications of homosexuality? It seems like either she wanted to sound intelligent, and failed, or she is confusing gay rights with individual rights. She seems to think that being homosexual should be categorised with all libertarian causes, and not tied to basic human rights like the civil rights movement. Imagine, if you will, at the height of the civil rights movement, when many expressed open disgust with the idea of a black man and a white woman marrying, someone were to say, “We are not asking you to agree with or approve the moral implications of interracial marriage”. Yes, the legislator does not have to agree, but what would the moral implications be?

                                                                                                                                                                  

Gaga's brewed the bullshit tea and little monsters have been drinking it by the mouth full.

For new comers to the blog, you can read some of my earlier posts.

You're A Freak 

Gaga Says She's Born This Way 

Arrogance and Honesty 

Is it me or is she copying Marilyn Monroe here?