The Cheater's Desperate for Attention Look of the Day

 Can you imagine being at that party and engaging in conversation with her dressed like that!  How awkward.
You make a huge effort to look at her eyes while talking to her but how can you help not looking
everywhere else?  Not because it looks good, but because she looks like a ridiculous mess. 
You wouldn't even be able to absorb whatever she is saying because you're too focused on fighting back laughter that would
break the sound barrier.